Funny story. Back in 1999, I played this game on a friend's computer, and the loading times between screens could be long enough to make a snack or go to the bathroom. Or wash the dishes, which I always ended up doing, because I was the only girl and none of my guy friends cared. But I didn't stop playing. I just made sure I explored every inch of every screen before I moved on. And I still play games this way, even though now I can play Dragon Age: Origins and the longest loading time is only long enough for me to think,"hm, this one's taking a minute."
Holy shit this game will make you bark with surprised laughter.