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I'm kinda a game nerd, the kind who acttucally reads the back story. Let me fix his story.

Story: In 2077, the nukes are launched around the world. No one knows who fired it first, but everybody fired back. In just two hours, the whole world is destroyed. America, having built bunkers called Vaults, (which were first used as social experiments), are turned into bomb shelters. Anybody who is lucky enough to get in does. Your family was one of the lucky ones. They escaped into Vault 101. It is there where your suppose to die. Though when you turned 19, your friend wakes you up to tell you your father has somehow left, and her father, the overseer, has gone rampant and killing anybody he thinks is involved with it. You must escape into the Wasteland before you yourself are killed. You then begin a quest to find your father, and your search starts in a junktown named Megaton. You talk with the owner of the Saloon there, Moriarty, and he tells you your father was here, and that you weren't acttucally born in the vault, but you were snuck in. He says your father was going to Galaxy News Radio. Once you arrive there, Three Dog, the D.J., tells you to replace a disk ontop of the Washington Monument to boost GNR's broadcasting range. He then tells you your dad was going to Rivet City, and then you go there. A scientist there talks about your father's past. She and your father and several other people were working on a project to purify the waters of Washington D.C. before you were born in the Jefferson Memorial. You then convince her to take you to the Citadel, the BoS Headquarters. There, after doing a favor for the leader, tells you theres a map of all the Vault locations. You then go to Vault 112 and rescue your dad. After a conversation, he runs off to the Citadel to gather up the scientists and go to the Jefferson Memorial. Once everyone is there, your dad asks you to fix something in the pipes. Half-way through, the Enclave shows up and completely captures the place. Your dad kills himself to kill a Colonel named Autumn. Later, you are sent to retrieve and device called the G.E.C.K. from an abandoned vault. You are captured and taken to a place called Raven Rock, the Enclave headquarters. After negotating with the "President", you are given the choice: containment the waters in Jefferson Memorial, or purify it.

There. Done.
 

frank220

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This review, has got to be, one of the, worst punctuated, reviews, I have ever, read. Half of it is a run-on sentence. If you want the good folks at the Escapist to take you seriously, actually go to English class.
 

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Skillswords said:
Which is why i review once every 10-15 days to relly learn the game
You do? Any chance you could direct me to a couple of your reviews?

Skillswords said:
But i'm 12 to, and i play all sorts of M games, but i don't write reviews about them yet.
I pick on T games until then
good plan

Skillswords said:
Besides, you souldn't put amount of posts agains't him, but still, he sucks when it comes to english
As do you apparently.... *really, *too, *shouldn't and *against. Please don't be a hypocrite.
 

Daezd

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TheFacelessOne said:
I'm kinda a game nerd, the kind who acttucally reads the back story. Let me fix his story.

Story: In 2077, the nukes are launched around the world. No one knows who fired it first, but everybody fired back. In just two hours, the whole world is destroyed. America, having built bunkers called Vaults, (which were first used as social experiments), are turned into bomb shelters. Anybody who is lucky enough to get in does. Your family was one of the lucky ones. They escaped into Vault 101. It is there where your suppose to die. Though when you turned 19, your friend wakes you up to tell you your father has somehow left, and her father, the overseer, has gone rampant and killing anybody he thinks is involved with it. You must escape into the Wasteland before you yourself are killed. You then begin a quest to find your father, and your search starts in a junktown named Megaton. You talk with the owner of the Saloon there, Moriarty, and he tells you your father was here, and that you weren't acttucally born in the vault, but you were snuck in. He says your father was going to Galaxy News Radio. Once you arrive there, Three Dog, the D.J., tells you to replace a disk ontop of the Washington Monument to boost GNR's broadcasting range. He then tells you your dad was going to Rivet City, and then you go there. A scientist there talks about your father's past. She and your father and several other people were working on a project to purify the waters of Washington D.C. before you were born in the Jefferson Memorial. You then convince her to take you to the Citadel, the BoS Headquarters. There, after doing a favor for the leader, tells you theres a map of all the Vault locations. You then go to Vault 112 and rescue your dad. After a conversation, he runs off to the Citadel to gather up the scientists and go to the Jefferson Memorial. Once everyone is there, your dad asks you to fix something in the pipes. Half-way through, the Enclave shows up and completely captures the place. Your dad kills himself to kill a Colonel named Autumn. Later, you are sent to retrieve and device called the G.E.C.K. from an abandoned vault. You are captured and taken to a place called Raven Rock, the Enclave headquarters. After negotating with the "President", you are given the choice: containment the waters in Jefferson Memorial, or purify it.

There. Done.
<3
 

Skillswords

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wordsmith said:
Skillswords said:
Besides, you souldn't put amount of posts agains't him, but still, he sucks when it comes to english
As do you apparently.... *really, *too, *shouldn't and *against. Please don't be a hypocrite.
You don't see me flaming passerbys because like a jerk
 

Azeban

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Skillswords said:
wordsmith said:
Skillswords said:
Besides, you souldn't put amount of posts agains't him, but still, he sucks when it comes to english
As do you apparently.... *really, *too, *shouldn't and *against. Please don't be a hypocrite.
You don't see me flaming passerbys because like a jerk
Huh? Is English your second language?
 

wowcrendor

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Skillswords said:
wordsmith said:
Skillswords said:
Besides, you souldn't put amount of posts agains't him, but still, he sucks when it comes to english
As do you apparently.... *really, *too, *shouldn't and *against. Please don't be a hypocrite.
You don't see me flaming passerbys because like a jerk
He is just pointing out that you are being a hypocrite. You bash someone for being bad at English, but in your bash post you use poor grammar. It's like telling someone they are an idiot for drinking Pepsi, and drinking a Pepsi while you tell them this.
 

Xvito

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Wait a minute... Where's the review?!
I came in here expecting a review of Fallout 3 and what do I get? Some damn flamewar started by a twelve-year-old (nothing bad about twelve-year-olds but...).
Skillswords said:
wordsmith said:
Skillswords said:
Besides, you souldn't put amount of posts agains't him, but still, he sucks when it comes to english
As do you apparently.... *really, *too, *shouldn't and *against. Please don't be a hypocrite.
You don't see me flaming passerbys because like a jerk
He's not flaming anybody, you are. He's merely remarking upon the fact that you were accusing someone of being bad at English, when you're just as bad yourself...
 

Skillswords

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Alright, i was talking to him, not the escapist communitie, so just leave me alone,
You say i'm a hypocrit even though you nosey assholes stick your fingers where they shouldn't belong.
 

Spudgun Man

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Hmm an unfinished reveiw that doesn't even make sense in some areas. Its the Overseer not Lord.

Overall i'll give this reveiw 2 jelly babies out of 9 and the special golden unicorn for first steps.
 

wowcrendor

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Skillswords said:
Alright, i was talking to him, not the escapist communitie, so just leave me alone,
You say i'm a hypocrit even though you nosey assholes stick your fingers where they shouldn't belong.
Technically you are posting on a forum which is viewable to the entire community. If you want to talk with him privately, I would suggest a PM.
 

Daezd

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Skillswords said:
Alright, i was talking to him, not the escapist communitie, so just leave me alone,
You say i'm a hypocrit even though you nosey assholes stick your fingers where they shouldn't belong.

Weeeeeeeiiird.





+Hawt.
 

McClaud

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Daezd said:
Skillswords said:
Alright, i was talking to him, not the escapist communitie, so just leave me alone,
You say i'm a hypocrit even though you nosey assholes stick your fingers where they shouldn't belong.

Weeeeeeeiiird.





+Hawt.
Hahaha, that was my original reaction too.
 

c0ld3r

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exploring gets old really fast, the game play is sub-par, most of all the shooting mechanic couldn't be any worse unless they removed the crosshairs.
 

wordsmith

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Wow, I was going to come back in here and re-educate SkillSwords, but it would seem that's already done...

Skills- Try not to start 1-on-1 arguments in forums, people tend to pick a side, and pretty soon it's 5-on-1. Talking about pretty soon, when's the second half of the review coming?

Lastly... Just to keep Skills happy, I promise not to stick my fingers in nosey assholes... Or was that not what he meant? Clarification is a wonderful thing.
 

RAWKSTAR

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This ever going to get fixed?
Over used commas and misinformation in it.

Please sort it out.
 

seamusotorain

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Daezd said:
Terrible review. Dreadfully awful.
Dismal and abysmal. Just.Plain.Bad.

Honestly, this reads like a nine year old's summary of the back-of-the-box description.

You overuse commas, you completely ignore the spacebar after punctuation marks, you basically ruined the story by skewing it in ways not thought of before, and you dind't even finish the review!

If I had a spray bottle I would spray you right now while smacking you inhumanely hard on the nose.

Go to your corner, and don't even finish this review unless you plan on making some major changes to it.
Way to give the kid some encouragement, man. :)

But I concur. I'd even go as far as to say +1