Famous "last words" in a game

[Calax]

Nothing can beat my Carrier armada! Starcraft, and it started fighting a team of corsairs... it was ugly
Well if I just whack this guy I should be safe. Deus Ex
That LAM can't have a big blast radius Deus Ex
This shouldn't be to- HOLY CRAP JESUS ON A POGO STICK! Turtling and getting wiped out by Heroes on Warcraft 3
/wave World of Warcraft at a member of the opposing faction (I usually play PVP server)
What's he throwing? AAAAHHHH I CAN'T SEE! Project Snowblind. Emp Grenades static your screen.

Not so much saying as :Checkpoint occurs and I barely dodge a tank shot: Whew :get slaughtered by 1 remaining guy before the next checkpoint: :reload X60 because I can't move fast enough to dodge the tank shell again:

 

[ffxfriek]

watch me jump over teh map....-halo 3

 

[Shadow Tyrant]

"Leeeeeeroy Jeeeeeenkins!"

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"Well, it's a zombie game, and there is a woman sobbing on the floor. Let me go over and help her..."-Left 4 Dead

 

[sonicmaster1989]

Top 2

"Oooh, what's that?..."

"You cannot defeat me! I am immort-"

 

[Front Row]

"Keep your head down and watch out for that sniper"-Telling a friend to keep down and then getting lobotomized.

"He can only take one!"- Charging a sniper with another friend before again, becoming lobotomized.

ahahahahaha great one !!!
i think we can add "i think he might saw me..." too -xD

 

[DigitalSushi]

"fucking excellent, a strider I can finally fight, right so I have 3 rockets, that should do it, FPS rule number 101, enemies never have ammour that can withstand from more firepower than i'm carrying" Half Life 2 when you end up fighting 3 or 4 of them

i'm terrified of Stryders now, especially that noise they make using their great big fucking blaster thing.

 

[Wargamer]

This might need explaining, but first the quote.

"Tonberry, get to cover!"
"Why?"
"You're the target!"
"FUCK!"

I'm Tonberry.
This happened on Resistance 2, in a Skirmish game. You are split into Squads, and each Squad gets a mission, with a rival Squad trying to stop you. So, if you have to capture a Beacon, your Rivals also have to Capture it (or defend it if they already control it).

One of the 'missions' in Skirmish is that a player is market as a Priority Target; he has to survive 90 seconds to win the mission.

By the time I clocked that I was the target, the clock said 67 seconds.

 

[I3uster]

"CHAAARGE" in every FPS, i just like to rush those very careful players, that really pisses em off ^^

 

[GreenDevilJF]

See you in your ever burning hell - myself in Halo 2, although I ended up living anyway.

***** move - Really just about any game.

Tank - Left 4 Dead or Halo

Where is that noise coming from? - Duke Nukem 3D

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

GTA IV - Dude I can so fit the helicopter in between these buildings. Watch!

This is fairly hilarious because I'm pretty sure these have been the last words of at least one real life helicopter pilot.

One of my common last phrases is "I don't think they saw me".

If I ever try gloating in any activity EVER, no matter how awesome I am at said activity, I immediately lose all skill I have at said activity and become humiliatingly terrible.

 

[MindBullets]

I do this kind of thing all the time. If someone's watching me play, I have the worst timing for mentioning how well I'm doing. For example, I start a Quake deathmatch and get a decent killing spree:

"Wow, I'm kicking ass this rou-" *Railgun'd* "...BALLS!"

 

[FrankDux]

We were playing Thunt in R6Vegas 2 at the Villa level. I remember my friend saw a terrorist run away from him and back inside. He sees the guy and starts to say "Come get a.." but before he could even finish the guy had run back out and headshotted him (in one shot) with a Mac11. We laughed for a while about that but he looked pretty pissed.

 

[Socius]

CoD4: I think i managed to sneak past that sniper undetected... *head shot*

 

[InfinitySquared]

Mechwarrior 4: Mercs "All on the floor, smack that! Gimme some more, smack that!" (said out loud, while pwning my brother and his friends in Atlases, with me in a Puma. Then I got pwned by some splash damage from an exploding Atlas.)
Halo: "banzai!" ( I was wielding a rocket launcher, and was about to be run over by a Warthog, so I fired at just the right time.
BF1942: "Banzaaaaaaaaiiiiii!" (I was ramming an Allied Carrier with a Japanese Battleship.)
Halo 2: "Kuya, how do I win?" (My brother said that during Co-Op Campaign, during the first Hunter Pair sequence. Kuya means 'older brother' in Tagalog.)

 

[ElephantGuts]

*GTA4, after getting shot up, blown up by an RPG, and flying across the city* "Holy shit, I can't believe I survived that!" *Walks into road and gets hit by car. Dies*

L4D: "Tank!"

COD: WAW on Veteran: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7?! 7 fucking grenades?!!!" *boom*

 

[manicfoot]

Every game I ever played: Ahhh shit my neck out of my ear!
Its what I say when I die

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

"Where on Earth did that grenade go?"

 

[Charli]

WoW: Hey watch this...

(Right before I aggro'd every murloc on a beach, forgot to put retribution aura on, got stunned and was consequently eaten to death...best death, ever, although no one took me very seriously again for a few weeks)

Friend: Charli ffs...

 

[Jack and Calumon]

COD4 "Relax guys. It's headquarters. They have 0 points, we have 195. There's no way they can catch us."

Resistance 2: "These grim eggs won't hatch."

Gears of War: "What good is a bow gonna do?"

Spore: "How many times have I installed it?"

Rainbow Six: Vegas: "There's going to be a checkpoint after this bit."

Fable: None, it's that easy.