famous last words

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Dude, I hope that the food at the hotel is good today.

 

[Teoes]

It's cool. You just crouch down and I'll fire the rocket over your head.

 

[Teoes]

Nah, it's totally dead.

 

[Teoes]

Just one more and we're done.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

This is gonna be a real piece of piss!

 

[Teoes]

Listen.. you smell something?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

This doesn't look that hard.

 

[Teoes]

Pfft, Sebillians? This terror mission will be a cakewalk.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

It's not that cold outside, we can sleep just fine out here.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't worry, mold just adds to the texture of the soup.

 

[Teoes]

I'll Ro-Sham-Bo you for it. You go first.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is the antidote, right? *drinks before getting an answer*

 

[Teoes]

Look, it's ok, because I'll never hit it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You're just spineless. They don't know how to fight!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Dude, it's just a can of Pepsi.

 

[Fijiman]

Please, as if that's a real dragon.

 

[Fijiman]

Those last four bosses were so easy. I bet this next one is just going to be some big push over.

 

[StormShaun]

Pass the salt, but remember ... I am deathly allergic to that pepper.

 

[Barbas]

"Start the engine!
Batton the hatches!
Man the shrouds!
Lift the anchor!

SUCCESS!"

 

[Euryalus]

*walks into biker bar*

"Never gonna give you up!"