famous last words

[Fijiman]

Never trust an idiot to do his damn job.

 

[Malbourne]

"Of course it's tame. Now open the cage."

 

[Barbas]

"Aw, I think it just needs a hug!"

 

[Malbourne]

"You tested the tranquilizers this morning, right?"

 

[Barbas]

"You said you remembered to refill the oil lamp! You promised you refilled the lamp!!"

 

[Malbourne]

"Zeppelins are pretty much like commercial planes, anyway!"

 

[Barbas]

"Hydrogen was a good idea and I'll stand by that statement until- ...Do you smell something?"

 

[EilaliE]

"It's not a real gun."

 

[Barbas]

"They're the worst marksmen in the galaxy."

 

[EilaliE]

"They only know what I've told them."

 

[Barbas]

"But the ship can't explode!"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"This ship is unsinkable!"

 

[Barbas]

"Just this once, I think we should consider trusting Nanners."

 

[EilaliE]

"Unsafe..? I've practiced this for hours!"

 

[Barbas]

"Scientolo-what now? What a load a crap!"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"This building was built to be Earthquake proof."

 

[Barbas]

"Don't worry, it's inflammable!"

 

[Malbourne]

"Manual? It's a blender, not a combine harvester! Leave it in the box."

 

[Barbas]

"Relax, the National Guards are just weekend soldiers. Ain't no match for Grove Street OGs!"

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

"Bump up the football. Bump up the football."