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The spam sent to my e-mail address has been getting decidedly creepy lately. I get a good few messages every couple of days with a subject along the lines of "I'm so sorry to hear about the accident.". It's all just an attempt to sell me some life-insurance or something, but it still freaked me out a little the first time I saw it.
 

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I got a spam email last year apparently from a princess. She was locked in a military camp in Africa and if I went to help her escape when we got back to the states where she had access to her fortune she would reward me with $1 million. That's pretty much the email in a nutshell.

It was the best spam email I have ever received, I could not stop laughing. Kudos to whoever thought that up and sent me it.

Also yes, I get a lot of WoW spam mails. But they aren't as good as the princess one.
 

Broady Brio

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Mine were from WoW as well. But mine were about my 12 accounts soon to be deleted.

I played WoW when I was 14. Round a friend's house. On his account. Spamfail.
 

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BENZOOKA said:
I remember being at relatives as a kid, when suddenly a fax started rolling out from the fax machine. I'm not sure if it was even in Finnish, but probably English. Anywho, in the fax; a wife of a Nigerian prince very politely and formally asked if my relative could hold a few millions in his account and be handsomely rewarded for it, until the prince could safely have the money back again. The original spam scam. This is one that has most strongly stayed with me.
I wish, like all things, spam would some day go retro and we all would start getting spam letters and fax.
 

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henritje said:
nearly empty although I get allot of e-mails from supposed girls that want to procreate with me
Hell these girls have helped reunite me with my long lost sister who may be a stalker,as she seems to have pictures of me that I'm not aware of.They also wanted to get to know me better.
 
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I clicked on an email that said it would make my penis large once on accident. It totally worked, and now I'm hung like a horse!

Give me your address, credit card number, name, and phone number and I can do the same for you!
 

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Binnsyboy said:
Well, I just checked my spam file. The two most common offenders are: a seller of Rolex Replicas, and something called "Fucbook".

Sigh...
Oddly enough this is also the same as mine, and spammers advertising penis enlargement. What are you trying to say spammers???
 

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Stormz said:
Binnsyboy said:
Well, I just checked my spam file. The two most common offenders are: a seller of Rolex Replicas, and something called "Fucbook".

Sigh...
Oddly enough this is also the same as mine, and spammers advertising penis enlargement. What are you trying to say spammers???
I don't know, but as an anecdote, my life was supposedly saved by a guy whose nickname is Johnny ten inch.

It's a confusing world we live in...
 

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God dam PPI claims. They even text me now.

Once I kept getting these weird love letter emails between 2, maybe more people. I was receiving both sides of the conversation but with bits missing.
 

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A funny one I got was that I was violating terms of service by trying to sell my Runescape account, and I needed to verify whether or not it was really me trying to sell it.

Only problem: I've never played Runescape.
 

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blizzaradragon said:
A funny one I got was that I was violating terms of service by trying to sell my Runescape account, and I needed to verify whether or not it was really me trying to sell it.

Only problem: I've never played Runescape.
I've been getting the same routine, only referring to my World of Warcraft account. You guessed it, I've never played World of Warcraft.
 

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Nope. I don't subscribe to any bullshit sites and gmail filters out quite literally everything that I don't want to see.

Opening up my mom's gmail account though... *shudders*
 

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My email account is practically dead in the water with all the use i give it...

And looking at things recently its just a load of ignored promotional offers from Pizza Hut, plus a few bits of PayPal nonsense.

So... im spam free.
 

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I like the ones I get for Breast enlargement, im a guy in case you miss the funny part.

been getting alot of diablo account emails lately too even though i dont have the game.
 

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I haven't had any on my main email account ever. The junk account I use to sign up for things though, that account has more spam than a certain Monty Python sketch :/
 

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For the past few weeks, I've been receiving scam emails written in Dutch. I have no idea why, and it seems to be advertising some shitty Dutch social network.

Also, semi-related, for some reason, I'm subscribed to a Square Enix email service, which I have no interest in. However, whenever I try to unsubscribe, the webpage that I am led to claims that their "email unsubscription server" is down for maintenance. It's been this way for months.
 

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Jonluw said:
From your own email adress?
Wouldn't that imply that your adress is sending out spam without you knowing?
I'm not computer-savvy, but you just might have a virus, man.

Download malwarebytes and stuff.
Dude, this is not the place to discuss how adbots have access to my email.
It is the place to laugh and share funny or wtfballs spam tales.
UncleUlty said:
henritje said:
nearly empty although I get allot of e-mails from supposed girls that want to procreate with me
Hell these girls have helped reunite me with my long lost sister who may be a stalker,as she seems to have pictures of me that I'm not aware of.They also wanted to get to know me better.
Dude, not spam, but that happened to me once. Fuckin Toy Soldiers were threatening me with violence at the con i was attending.

See, the best part about the spam email is that I have a battle.net account purely to ***** and moan about how awful Blizzard games are, purely to annoy fanboys.
That could not have picked a more anti-WoW person for this scam
 

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See, the best part about the spam email is that I have a battle.net account purely to ***** and moan about how awful Blizzard games are, purely to annoy fanboys.
That could not have picked a more anti-WoW person for this scam
Well, I don't have a Battle.net account...all right I do but I've been getting emails that somebody has "changed my password if it's not you click here" and stuff on an email that is not associated with it at all.

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