Far Cry Movie

[Colodomoko]

Some of you may know there is a movie coming out based on the game Far Cry(Not Exactly).
Directing it will be done by Uwe Boll who most people acuse of being a bad director and these people now think it is going to suck. I personally want to add "we will half to wait and find out". The movie is based on mercinaries going into the jungle to some sort of facilty and being attacked by Trigens. None of that Hawaian crap we grown to love. Jack Carver will be played by Til Schweiger. Let us know how you think this movie will turn out.

 

[rapidoud]

Directing hmm? Can i have a link please as imdb says producer, and if he is directing then god help us all.

 

[qbert4ever]

Maybe Jack will do Rayne from Bloodrayne, and the offspring will cause the earth to spin off into space only to crash into the sun.

Or, ya know, the movie will just suck harder then the 12 year old sex slave I keep in m-I mean, It's gonna be bad.

There are no cops on this board, right?

 

[MikeyW]

I think I can guarantee that it will have round about zero to do with the game. Uwe Boll has a habit of treating licenses with the same love and care of a prison inmate "welcoming" the new meat.

 

[Fire Daemon]

This could be a good movie.....if It wasn't based around a videogame and was instead created by an original writer, had a good director and had no conection to the game Far Cry.

Instead we have an unoriginal writer, Bad director and an idea based around a videogame that usually causes the movie to fail.

 

[sammyfreak]

Is there word on whether or not Jack will be wearing that hideous shirt?

Heathen! The shirt was one of the games greatest points.

 

[Colodomoko]

When I saw videos on this movie from youtube I thought this movie might have a chance.

BTW, I found a page on google after typing in Far Cry Movie and on that page I clearly saw...

Director: Uwe Boll.

 

[InsanityManifest]

I always wondered if you could get away with making a film that is pretty much a "Resident Evil" or "FarCry" film without actually calling them by those names. This way someone could upstage pricks like Uwe Boll by coming out with a better versions of their films, proving game movies don't have to be steaming piles of-Well you get the idea.

Imagine a Resident Evil film with the elements of RE 4+5 mixed together, with a plotline as good as Serenity and a decent budget.

...I think I need to go clean up now.

 

[Frybird]

You see the infamous Shirt (or...something close to) for a very short glimpse when SchweigerJack is sitting relaxed in his boat, just before it blows up (after a cut...else it would be a huge spoiler ^^)

 

[PurpleRain]

Gah! No! Uwe Boll can suck out farts and die! I hate that man so very much! Seriously, how did anyone give him money?!

Producer: "Ok, you suck and you fucked up every single movie you ever tried to make. You are a failer of a person and I hate you so very very much. You're fucking up the movie industry and I hope you die! So why do you want to make a Fry Cry movie since you've never made a decent game-to-movie before?"

Uwe Boll: "I saw someone playing it once and I was like 'wowwee' mummy, can I make a movie on that game?"

Producer: "Interesting. Here's some money. Don't let us down."