Susan Arendt said:
That said, if I never touched it again, I wouldn't really care all that much.
Oh yeah? Have you ever
tried quitting it? I have. Cold turkey is not the way to go.
It starts as a gnawing doubt. Your crops are withering. Your cows are near-bursting with milk. All that money, and you're just throwing it away because you can't be bothered to check on the farm.
Then the cold sweat begins. Maybe if you just log in to see if... NO! The rejection of FarmVille must be absolute! Not even one moment of weakness.
Sleepless nights are broken only be intermittent naps. The shortest of dreams are horrifying creations - crazed ducks, overflowing with feathers. Monstrous turtles, atop kingly mountains of eggs. The festering calves, abandoned by the bull that sired them, crawling aimlessly towards you.
Your Facebook news feed mocks you! Your friends offer free gifts and abandoned animals! All yours for the taking! But you know that one click will draw you back into the agrarian vortex from which you so narrowly escaped!
Finally, the truth becomes clear. You must delete the application from your profile entirely. A drastic, last-ditch contingency, but one that must be made boldly and confidently. Carefully, but without wavering, you begin to move your mouse towards the "Applications" menu. Soon, there will be no turning back.
Something catches your eye. A notice in your news feed, that you missed before! FarmVille offering new holiday items? Only available for a limited time? The darkest hour. You realize that if you don't act now, those items will never be attainable again! Without pause, you quickly hit the bookmarked piece of corn at the bottom of your screen.
After a brief loading screen, you are back in the sweet agricultural embrace of your farm. Holiday items abound. You pick up the fetid remains of your sunflower crops and begin anew. A fresh dawn is coming. Maybe you'll send out a few gifts to your friends after you finish planting the new crops...
At least, that was
my experience. Other results may vary.
EDIT: Predictably, I only noticed what an atrocious necro of a thread this was
after I finished typing this up. *sigh*