Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[ChicagoTed]

Tell her your a post op transvestite.

 

[Spacelord]

Pat her stomach and say "soon you will be plump with my seed" on the first date.

I am thoroughly creeped out. You win the thread.

 

[rex922]

Tell Her Your Friends With This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]
Results Guaranteed

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

show her/him your porn collection, and i mean the stuff you have on your computer that you are ashamed off, not the stuff you can dismiss as innocent erotica.

and i know girls watch porn as well, so there are no point in arguing that point.

 

[Sgt Doom]

For me, it seems to be simply being present in the room or trying to have a conversation with the person.

 

[Marowit]

get super klingy, and ask them for their email, facebook, cell phone, home phone, twitter, and whether or not they blog all in one breath.

I heard someone do that the other day and I almost snorted coffee out of my nose.

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Well, acting very Christian works for me. Politely refuse to engage in activities you find amoral, say your favourite artist is tobyMac, keep a Bible in your car, and just be generally unbearably cheerful.

That's what I do. Only it's constant, and not an act. It does seem to ward off all but extremely weird potential suitors though.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Through a piece of pizza at her/him and yell food fight then hit her/him with a stick of salami.
I don't know that was just a random suggestion

 

[RobCoxxy]

Say something really racist.

 

[bam13302]

(im a male) to scare off a guy, attempt to hug them, usually works really well
to scare off a girl, wisper in her ear 'how old are you?', never done that personally, but iv seen it work quite well.

 

[BlackStar42]

Show her /b/. If that doesn't do it, nothing will.

EDIT:

Pat her stomach and say "soon you will be plump with my seed" on the first date.

You win. Just stay away from me.

 

[Mcupobob]

Tell him/her he/she looks like your favorite beastiality actor/actress.

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

"Is your mom/dad as hot as you?"

Works every time.

 

[8bitmaster]

I'm still partial to the "does this smell like chloroform to you?" line then you can change said annoying person's location. I would go with the solid snake locker trick, but that doesn't really scare them off, just gets them away.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

Show off your dongs?!?!? Yea... It'll scare 'em... Not unless...

EDIT:
Oh! And do the "Daddy's/Mommy's Got You..." to the same sex, and it'll scare em. Although it will leave them with a bad mental image...

 

[XJ-0461]

"So... what's your favourite flavour of hair?"

Or talk about how much you love Steven Segal.

 

[Eggsnham]

Installation instructions: Step 1 if fail resort to step 2.
1. Sexism
2. Talk about the Mongol Horde's introduction to Europe

And you've gotta blend em' together into a fine paste. Adding how they couldn't understand the concept anyways because they're women. I think that'd work quite well.

OT: Make up a demented and borderline psychotic fetish; tell her about it; and then ask her out. If she doesn't run, then you have to run.