Man it seems that all my threads are complaint threads, broke the habit!
So Fat princess is out on Playstation Network, online only(dunno when it came out I played it at a friends - he bought it on launch night) and I've got to say I am in love with Fat Princess. Not the actual princess, the game. Though she is kinda cute.
I'll try to briefly describe the game: its like Team Fortress 2 where you have classes manage your castle and feed the enemy's princess which you have in a dungeon. The fatter the princess the more people it takes to move it, (Think payload except one guy is 'lifting it' the others just stand near.)There are 5 classes in the form of hats that the Villager wears: Warrior, Mage, Priest, Archer, Worker.
Warriors have swords and upgrade to spears, mages have fire spells and upgrade to ice.
Priests heal and upgrade to life drain (from enemies), archers have bows(duh) and upgrade to Blunderbuss (a fat shotgun).
Workers have axes to cut trees and rocks for resources, and upgrade to a bomb throwing ability.
Finally the Villager that isn't a class, its what you spawn with. They have a slap ability that can make enemies drop what they're holding. you need to get a hat at a hat store in your castle to choose a class (This is because classes don't upgrade individually, they upgrade the store so everyone can be a level 2. Workers upgrade themselves first I've found because they're doing all the damn work
) All classes can switch between level 1 and 2 so workers essentially become all purpose, priests as well. There are control points in certain maps that make the objective easier.
I decided to go online and read about this game (I might even buy a Pony Slaystation 3) but it turns out like Resident Evil 5 that people are bawwing over it. Here's an excerpt from some woman's blog here [http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-write-letters.html]:
"...Fat Princess. It looks and sounds just adorable, but the only thing I can't figure out is why anyone would want to rescue a fat princess in the first place, since everyone knows that fat girls are unlovable human garbage at whom any sensible bloke would sooner hurl invective than cast a longing glance." She's complaining about how it will spawn a generation of fat-hating assholes, yet she rips on them herself. If you played the game then you might agree that she's just jealous because she didn't get any royalties for having the Blue princess based off her.
So Fat princess is out on Playstation Network, online only(dunno when it came out I played it at a friends - he bought it on launch night) and I've got to say I am in love with Fat Princess. Not the actual princess, the game. Though she is kinda cute.
I'll try to briefly describe the game: its like Team Fortress 2 where you have classes manage your castle and feed the enemy's princess which you have in a dungeon. The fatter the princess the more people it takes to move it, (Think payload except one guy is 'lifting it' the others just stand near.)There are 5 classes in the form of hats that the Villager wears: Warrior, Mage, Priest, Archer, Worker.
Warriors have swords and upgrade to spears, mages have fire spells and upgrade to ice.
Priests heal and upgrade to life drain (from enemies), archers have bows(duh) and upgrade to Blunderbuss (a fat shotgun).
Workers have axes to cut trees and rocks for resources, and upgrade to a bomb throwing ability.
Finally the Villager that isn't a class, its what you spawn with. They have a slap ability that can make enemies drop what they're holding. you need to get a hat at a hat store in your castle to choose a class (This is because classes don't upgrade individually, they upgrade the store so everyone can be a level 2. Workers upgrade themselves first I've found because they're doing all the damn work
) All classes can switch between level 1 and 2 so workers essentially become all purpose, priests as well. There are control points in certain maps that make the objective easier.I decided to go online and read about this game (I might even buy a Pony Slaystation 3) but it turns out like Resident Evil 5 that people are bawwing over it. Here's an excerpt from some woman's blog here [http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-write-letters.html]:
"...Fat Princess. It looks and sounds just adorable, but the only thing I can't figure out is why anyone would want to rescue a fat princess in the first place, since everyone knows that fat girls are unlovable human garbage at whom any sensible bloke would sooner hurl invective than cast a longing glance." She's complaining about how it will spawn a generation of fat-hating assholes, yet she rips on them herself. If you played the game then you might agree that she's just jealous because she didn't get any royalties for having the Blue princess based off her.
