Cream and yellow
ever so mellow
relax, man
kick up your feet
listen to a groovy beat
see the colors, man
they don't care
"Serious" ain't their cross to bear
Cream and yellow
majestically mellow
A combo so magical
So cool and fantastical
On they groove
Sweet and smooth
Cream and Yellow
ever so mellow
That is quite possibly the worst poem ever composed in the history of mankind. It's worse than Vogon poetry. It's an atrocity. If this were contained within the necromicon, it would be the cry that awakens the Great Old One Azathoth from his eternal sleep, casting away this universe and creating a new one. But it is not, and perhaps that is sad, for now, the civilized races of the universe must suffer from its continued existence.
I MUST SHARE IT.
EDIT'D: Man, my poem was so bad it killed the thread.
DOUBLE EDIT PUNCH!: Or not. It was dead for a while, though.