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somonels said:
That passenger planes drop large chunks of blue piss ice from the sky.
Actually mythbusters tested that one and it is vaguely plausible (provided that two security systems fail and that resulting leak is a trickle allowed to accumulate on the outside of the fuselage and when it has grown enough it will break off because of the airflow, not very plausible but it is possible).

Captcha: they ate it

Sure don't hope they didn't.
 

Boris Goodenough

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somonels said:
That passenger planes drop large chunks of blue piss ice from the sky.
Entirely possible, just unlikely, watch the Mythbusters episodes about it.
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The bacteria on your table have an actual chance to kill you.
They do, just unlikely. Salmonella for example, botulinum toxin. You just need to not be very cleanly.
 

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Boris Goodenough said:
They do, just unlikely. Salmonella for example, botulinum toxin. You just need to not be very cleanly.
Botulinum toxin?

Isn't that sold as Botox these days? Quite successful if I remember correctly.
 

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Hornet0404 said:
Botulinum toxin?

Isn't that sold as Botox these days? Quite successful if I remember correctly.
It is, but there are different types with different potensies, also they use VERY small doses in medical use (or any other use for that matter).
10 grams of it is enough to kill all humans in Los Angeles.
 

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That Half life 3 will be released in our lifetimes.

In all seriousness, the LHC making a black hole big enough to swallow up the world. There were actually posters posted around my school warning us of the inevitable end, then everyone screaming about it looked like dumbasses when it happened.
 

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Darth Carr said:
That Half life 3 will be released in our lifetimes.

In all seriousness, the LHC making a black hole big enough to swallow up the world. There were actually posters posted around my school warning us of the inevitable end, then everyone screaming about it looked like dumbasses when it happened.
I never understood things like this... I mean, the scientists working on it basically said, no, that will never happen "it is impossible for microscopic black holes to be produced at the LHC." and yet these people with no scientific knowledge beyond "gravity exists" started yelling about black holes and that we were all going to die.
 

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Chairman Miaow said:
I never understood things like this... I mean, the scientists working on it basically said, no, that will never happen "it is impossible for microscopic black holes to be produced at the LHC." and yet these people with no scientific knowledge beyond "gravity exists" started yelling about black holes and that we were all going to die.
Actually they hoped micro blackholes would come into existance, they just evaoprate faster than they suck mass in, Hawkins radiation.
 

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I dunno. All of them? Illuminati, alien lizards, faked moon landing, chemicals in the water/sky, flat earth society, the (Freemasons?)
 

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Boris Goodenough said:
Chairman Miaow said:
I never understood things like this... I mean, the scientists working on it basically said, no, that will never happen "it is impossible for microscopic black holes to be produced at the LHC." and yet these people with no scientific knowledge beyond "gravity exists" started yelling about black holes and that we were all going to die.
Actually they hoped micro blackholes would come into existance, they just evaoprate faster than they suck mass in, Hawkins radiation.
According to the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, it was generally agreed to be impossible according to modern physics but there were speculative theories about what you said would happen.
 

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Chairman Miaow said:
According to the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, it was generally agreed to be impossible according to modern physics but there were speculative theories about what you said would happen.
Well, I said hoped, as I remember it they require full power on the LHC to reach theoretical levels, but some American collider had seen some weird results that could have been black holes. But yeah...
 

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Boris Goodenough said:
Chairman Miaow said:
According to the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, it was generally agreed to be impossible according to modern physics but there were speculative theories about what you said would happen.
Well, I said hoped, as I remember it they require full power on the LHC to reach theoretical levels, but some American collider had seen some weird results that could have been black holes. But yeah...
Well, I've just been on their site reading about it and in one of their experiments they are trying to recreate the conditions of the big bang, so I suppose it's not too unbelievable that they were doing something world ending.
 

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Gotta love the reptilians. They're my favourite for sure. My dad wouldn't even believe me when I told him that some people believe it for real.
 

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lettucethesallad said:
Gotta love the reptilians. They're my favourite for sure. My dad wouldn't even believe me when I told him that some people believe it for real.
One thing I don't understand about those alien reptilians is that they apparently are reptilians. I mean wouldn't it be required to be terrestrial to come from the animal group (or genus or phylum or whatever) reptiles to call itself a reptilian?
 

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That FDR knew that Pearl Harbour was going to be attacked, but let it happen because he'd use it to bring the USA into WWII.

On one level it's plausible - Roosevelt was barely 'neutral' to begin with but the american people did not want to enter the war. That said, it's been quite widely discredited in more recent years.
 

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nikki191 said:
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Anoni Mus said:
No one replied to your posts yet. That's sad, I guess no one can debate it.

Where you from? If you don't mind saying.
*shrugs* there's not really much to say, I suppose. It's just kinda disturbing stuff.

I'm from Australia. I'm not entirely sure we even have a CIA equivalent. We have ASIO, but I think that's more akin to the FBI...
its cia/fbi/nsa all rolled into one

the aliens built the pyramids is one that gets me. its always a case of people being too arrogant to imagine ancient people were in many ways more intelligent and creative than today in certain regards
It's the racism that gets me with that. You know, Aztecs and Arabs couldn't ever build buildings of wonder, it had to be aliens!
 

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If you all knew the horrifying truth about aglets (plastic ends on shoe laces), then it would be the end of everyone and everything in the universe.
 

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bahumat42 said:
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bwahahahahaha

Gets me everytime that somebody doesn't get the simple scientific principles :D


How it the world do you not understand this? Like seriously it's pretty basic shit.

OT: I generally avoid conspiracy theories, being in high school I get to see enough ignorance on a daily basis. Although Microsoft trying to influence the election with the Halo 4 release is pretty dumb.
 

ShindoL Shill

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gigastrike said:
My favorite:

The Large Hadron Collider was an attempt by the followers of Satan to burn a hole in the Earth's magnetosphere, creating a portal to Hell that would allow Satan to conquer the world. The Ancients knew this would happen (being beings of supreme omnipotence who can see thousands of years into the future and account for technology that didn't exist at the time), so they created structures across the planet in the form of pyramids. So, when the followers of Satan activate the Large Hadron Collider, all we have to do is take the mummy of an Egyptian pharaoh and place it in the lost "tomb of the builder". This will cause the pyramids to fire laser beams at the sky, buffing the magnetosphere and thwarting Satan's plans.
If that isn't already a comic... it fucking well should be.
Guffe said:
Halo4 release date theory
Uh... what? I haven't heard that at all.

OT: Lizard people, moon landing being fake, TimeCube and 9/11 being an inside job.
I find it hilarious that people actually 'find' 'proof' of these things.
Plus, I could probably do a better job than them.

Okay, so the Illuminati is real. But they INVENTED the big conspiracies (Lizard Men, moon landing and TimeCube) so that conspiracy theorists would look really stupid and nobody would believe them when they say "THAT WAS THE ILLUMINATI!"
Why? GM Crops. And chemicals from planes. Yep. They're behind that.
Why? To make a breed of people who can control electricity using pyramid power, obviously!
Why that though? Obviously so they can assassinate world leaders and put Illuminati agents in their place!
But how!? Project ARTICHOKE!
What if it fails!? Black holes from the LHC!
Who is the leader of this horrific conspiracy!!!???11//!//?!
I dunno, [user]Daystar Clarion[/user]?

WARNING: THE ABOVE IS BULLSHIT I MADE UP.
But seriously, let's spread it around and see if it catches on.