Favorite Conversational Dialogue.

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Just write your favorite conversation from a book, tv series, movie, games, etc.

I'm doing a little experiment. I've found a person's favorite quote says a lot about them. I want to see if the same applies to dialogue.

My favorite is from Acheron by Sherrilyn Kenyon during a sparring match between Acheron's trainers Savitar and Takeshi.

Takeshi: Ah, you fight like a sissy demon.
Savitar: Sissy demon? Have you ever met a sissy demon?
Taleshi: I killed three this morning.
Savitar: Your mother was a goatherder.
Takeshi: It's an honorable profession.
Savitar: Yeah, for a goat.
Takeshi: Have you been drinking this morning? How did you miss me? I swear I've fought old women with better reflexes.
Savitar: The fact you fight old women tells me just how rusty you've become. What? Your ego needed the boost and they were the only ones you could find you could beat?
Takeshi: Savitar, Savitar, Savitar. At least I won.. Wasn't it you who had to cry to the counsel to come save your ass from an attack of a four-year-old?
Savitar: Four-year-old....tarranine demon. Don't forget the most important part. Those bastards are hatched full grown and it wasn't just one. It was a swarm of them.
Takeshi: So you admit you had help?

 

[Archereus]

hank: Yep
Bill: Yep
Dale: Yep
BoomHour: -mumble- Yep

 

[Weaver]

Stop right there criminal scum!

 

[Hatredcopter]

Spike Speagle: You wouldn't really call it bell peppers and beef if there's no beef.
Jet Black: Yes, I would.
Spike: Well it's NOT!
-Cowboy Bebop

 

[Clashero]

Not really dialogue, strictly, but this is one of my favourite lines, from Memoirs of a Geisha.

"I remember the first time I bled between my legs. I ran to tell Mother about it, convinced that I was indeed dying. Honestly, I couldn't have been more scared if I had sneezed and found pieces of my brain in the handkerchief."

 

[Ace Jackson]

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think that she is a witch?
Peasant: Well, she's turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: ......I got better.

 

[Citrus]

Anything between the Prince and Farah in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

 

[beholdmycape]

Lethal Weapon 3:

Asshole: "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Riggs : "On any normal day I'd smack you in the mouth"
Asshole: "Oh, is that so?"
Riggs : "Yea...It's a normal day" *smacks asshole in the mouth*

 

[oliveira8]

Magic The Gathering Scourge Book(they good kk?)

Khamahl:Uh Balthor?
Balthor:Yes?
Khamahl:The colossus is moving.
Balthor: Yer right.
Khamahl:I could use some help.
Balthor:Sorry. It's got no spirit.
Khamal:Great.Any suggestions?
Balthor:Try killing it.

 

[B.cereus]

Homer: "Smoking? don't you know the sturgeon general says it's bad for you"
Lisa: "Dad, a stutgeon is a fish."
Homer: "And a wise fish indeed"

 

[traceur_]

Church: ok let's just put down our guns and all relax

agent washington: you don't need to treat me like that, I'm totally, completely sane, now if you'll excuse me I need to go blow up this dead body.

I love red vs blue

 

[Inverse Skies]

This thread made me think for a while... then Space Ghost Coast to Coast came back to me,

Zorak "Hey! What's with the shark?"
Space Ghost "That's been there. For over a year"
Z "Oh. Well I don't remember it"
SG "Well it was EXACTLY ONE year ago today I brought it in and said 'Here is the shark, I'll place it right here"
Moltar "What'd I say?"
SG "You said you were so excited about this merger that you couldn't speak"
M "Uh... what merger?"
SG "The merger between this talk show and that shark! I know I told you this."
Z "...... Well I don't remember it"
SG "Look, that is old Kentucky shark and he has been there. Ok Zorak and Moltar? Are we clear now?"
Z "Whatever. You don't want me to play you to the desk?"
SG "When have we done it that way? We've never done it that way! And if you think you're going to get sympathy from the shark well then you wont. Stupid."

I managed to remember that off the topic of my head, I'm impressed.

 

[wwjdftw]

beavis

huh huh huh you said ass
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLILO AND I NEED TP 4 MA BUNGHOLE
ARE YOU THREATNING ME?!?!?!???!?!?!?
""AHHH"


"give us the unit" -fedral marshal
"huh why does every one want to see my shlaong" butt heaf

 

[Skeleon]

I am Charnel, God of Strife, God of Slaughter, God of ... DEATH! Where there is pain, I am there. Where there is suffering, I flourish. Where there is joy ... yes, well, one could hardly have joy without another's suffering, no?

 

[Maggot666]

Dale Denton: He fucking killed him!
Saul: Who killed who?
Dale Denton: A cop, a lady, and a guy!
Saul: A cop, a lady, and a guy, man? That's like a massacre. You saw it?
Dale Denton: No, it was just a guy!
Saul: What happened to the lady?

 

[NeutralDrow]

Long one.

Grif: "I heard something that time."

Simmons: "You didn't hear anything!"

Grif: "There! Did you hear that!?"

Simmons: "Yes. I heard: water dripping."

Grif: "Sounds like bats!"

Simmons: "Bats are not made of liquid. Bats. Don't. Drip."

Grif: "Bat water!"

Simmons: "There are no bats!"

Grif: "You don't know, what if you're wrong?"

Simmons: "Okay, idiot. Let's assume I'm wrong. Let's assume there are bats. So what? You're wearing state-of-the-art biomechanical body armor. It's designed to deflect bullets and absorb explosions. What can a five-ounce flying rodent possibly do?"

Grif: "...So basically you're saying you think there's bats!"

Simmons: "Sure. Why not?"

Grif: "I'm getting the fuck out of here!"

Simmons: "No, you're not, Grif! We're standing right here. I told Sarge we wouldn't move, and we're not moving!"

Grif: "At least let's go stand by the light!"

Simmons: "No...that would be moving, and thus violate out 'No Moving' policy."

Grif: "But the light would help us see the--"

Simmons: "No."

Grif: "Bats--"

Simmons: "No!"

Grif: "And their fangs!"

Simmons: "NO!"

 

[Anarchemitis]

I love the cinematic technique of the Walk-&-Talk [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_and_talk] because it's so dynamic, but I can't think of any particular conversation I enjoyed.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Pretty much any conversation from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast is genious.

Zorak: Ooga Booga.
Space Ghost: Zorak take off that mask.
Z: What mask?
SG: You know what mask I'm talking about.
Z: No I don't.
SG: Yes you do, the mask that you're wearing.
Z: I'm not wearing any mask.
SG: Yes you are, now take it off.
Z: .....no.
SG: Get back here you overgrown Mantis!

or.....

Space Ghost: Moltar, what's our depth?
Moltar: 20,000 leagues.
SG: .....take us to 21.
M: 21! But....why?
SG: (pause) because it's more fantastical!

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Carter: Damn, Chin, this is some greasy shit. You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something?
Chin: Chinese food, no soul food here!
Carter: I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy shit. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
Carter: I'm chilly a what?
Lee: Come on!
Chin: I'm no punk *****.
Carter: I ain't no punk *****, neither!
Chin: I'M no punk *****!
Carter: I'm about to knock that hat off your head, Chin.

Also
Carter: This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.

Not necessarily my favorites but fucking brilliant.

Edit: I feel like the first bit needs the video. Ignore the subtitles and loud recording...best I could find.

 

[Merteg]

Can I ask the author of this thread a quick, off-topic question?

The series you got your dialogue from, one of the Dark-Hunter books, I just googled those books and they are described as "romance."

That quote makes me want to read those books, but I want to know, are they "romance" in the boring sense? Or is it fantasy with romantic undertones?