Favorite Engrish Moments

[Just Pman]

So, what are your favorite not-quite english moments?

Once my Spanish teacher gave us a packet of worksheets to complete over the holiday. When we returned, instead of telling us to take out our packets, he said "Take out your packages everybody, so I may look at them."

 

[Snotnarok]

Currently on downloadable PSOne games for PS3/PSP when you boot up a game if you read the epilepsy warning it says "Do no listen to headphones (etc etc)" and I'm not kidding. You think Sony would be able to catch such an obvious mistake.

 

[PunchClockVillain]

"You bastard, try this melon"
A subtitle in some old kung fu movie. I have no idea what it was supposed to say, and there were no melons.

 

[Just Pman]

Thanks for the laugh. Unfortunatly everybody that I know is english and can speak.

Yeah I get a kick out of this kind of stuff.

 

[Jammerz]

Well this isn't really anything to do with what you said but I always laugh when I see the sign "Slow Children Crossing" XD

And you might wanna change the title because someone gonna say that the titles one of their favourite english moments