Favorite Engrish

[Brnin8]

What engrish sentence made you laugh the hardest or is just you favorite?
Mine is one I saw personally, there was an arcade fighting game that had a warning label reading: Warning violence strong. If I find the picture I will post it.

Also this is search bar approved aside from a thread in February that was related to engrish in games.

 

[dthvirus]

Not Engrish, but a type of it I guess. I was traveling through Turkey and one campground had a sign telling people not to have campfires. The sign read, "Do Not Fire, Please." Heh.

 

[Pink_Pirate]

all you base are belong to us... and i wonder how many people are going to mention that one... any bets?

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Someone set us up the bomb!

What you say?!

 

[DrDeath3191]

Master of unlocking, anyone?

 

[Lexodus]

A winner is you!

 

[MusicalFreedom]

Spoiler: click for batman's touching tale

spiderman

Spoiler: woah thats not right how can you put that on a sign

Spoiler: yes, this is it. my favourite film.

 

[Soxafloppin]

On a turkish hunting knife 'Keep out of children'

 

[Abedeus]

http://www.engrish.com/2008/07/i-always-wondered-where-the-grinch-lived/

Did I win now?*


* - ohohooh.

 

[Ciarang]

I would just get some from engrish funny but I can't be assed

 

[Brnin8]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Someone set us up the bomb!

What you say?!

OK I get it All your base are belong to us is hilarious but still I would prefere a less constant stream of it, also, mainscreen turn on!

 

[Cargando]

I'd like to say that there is also 'Wenglish' which is a convoluted mix of English and Welsh as spoken in South Wayales

Anyway, I'd say pretty much all this, I cried laughing when I read it, not too sure if it's Engrish though.

http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

ARE YOU OKAY?! BUSTAH WOLF! CHANGING! KICK BACK! GO BACK!


Terry Bogard.

 

[Lunar Shadow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWNx4p6FVRA&NR=1
Black Lagoon for the win.

 

[Brnin8]

I'd like to say that there is also 'Wenglish' which is a convoluted mix of English and Welsh as spoken in South Wayales

Anyway, I'd say pretty much all this, I cried laughing when I read it, not too sure if it's Engrish though.

http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html

Yes those count, wow that's bad.

 

[obliterate]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Someone set us up the bomb!

Just putting that out there.

totally

 

[LockHeart]

The only one I can think of at the moment is:

Spoiler: Meme Alert

 

[Acidwell]

For me it would have to be a menu that advertised "CHAOS CHICKEN" i laughed so hard

 

[TheScarecrow]

For me it would have to be a menu that advertised "CHAOS CHICKEN" i laughed so hard

I would order that!!

I was on holiday once and the owner of the restaurant always said "Thank you please".

 

[Goodluf]

I'd like to say that there is also 'Wenglish' which is a convoluted mix of English and Welsh as spoken in South Wayales

Anyway, I'd say pretty much all this, I cried laughing when I read it, not too sure if it's Engrish though.

http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html

That's just brilliant(ly ridiculous). I was greatly amused by this. Though it was so bad...