Favorite Engrish

[Acidwell]

For me it would have to be a menu that advertised "CHAOS CHICKEN" i laughed so hard

I would order that!!

I was on holiday once and the owner of the restaurant always said "Thank you please".

So would i just to see what would happen...OMFG thats whats going to happen in 2012 CHAOS CHICKEN

 

[Deathsong17]

I'd like to say that there is also 'Wenglish' which is a convoluted mix of English and Welsh as spoken in South Wayales

Anyway, I'd say pretty much all this, I cried laughing when I read it, not too sure if it's Engrish though.

http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html

That was hilarious. I agree that Wenglish is annoying too, but no where near as bad.

 

[Terramax]

Spoiler: It won't hurt to try

Spoiler: authorised death required

Spoiler: They enjoy this game a little too much

Spoiler: These guys really hate me

Spoiler: They don't bother with foreplay

 

[Nincompoop]

I was approached by a persona in WoW. It asked;

"Can you join me you guilds?"
"I leave me guilds you join me you guilds". After carefully reading it through a couple of times, I understood it. Can you = can you - join me = invite - you guilds - your guild.

 

[Grab-bag]

A pack of peanuts read: CAUTION: May contain nuts...

Yeah...

 

[Gondito]

kill the fire with splosions!!

 

[Erana]

I get to use this link twice today!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbXPzrCU1Zk&feature=PlayList&p=3D0DFF60F1A21636&index=0

 

[dekkarax]

kill the fire with splosions!!

Does that mean actual hand grenades are labelled "fire extinguisher"?
...oh dear.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Spoiler

Spoiler

Haha.

 

[Aptspire]

I did not know that! :O

 

[Rigs83]

[HEADING=3]I own this poster![/HEADING]

Make it look like an accident.

 

[HentMas]

kill the fire with splosions!!

HAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh out loud!!! hahahahaha

well... i think "al your base" is as good as it gets

 

[Left4Meds]

Oh God,

 

[Napalm_Man]

On a turkish hunting knife 'Keep out of children'

But that makes sense

 

[Brnin8]

On a turkish hunting knife 'Keep out of children'

But that makes sense

Think about the children!

 

[Terramax]

Spoiler

Haha.

Whoa! Is the bear in the last picture masterbating himself with that ice?

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I got this one while vacationing in China some years back:

 

[Tartarga]

"I'm so ronry."
lets see how long it takes for someone to get this reference

 

[FallenRainbows]

I'd like to say that there is also 'Wenglish' which is a convoluted mix of English and Welsh as spoken in South Wayales

Anyway, I'd say pretty much all this, I cried laughing when I read it, not too sure if it's Engrish though.

http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html

I love you.