Favorite Final Words from Bosses

[RexoftheFord]

I personally prefer, "Eve auf wedersehen," when you kill Hitler at the end of Wolfenstein 3D. It's just funny for me.

But post what you want whether it be most funny, badass, or pussyshit.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

"We're giving you a 3% pay cut..."

 

[quiet_samurai]

FOOOOX.......DIE.......

 

[TheCameraman]

Well, not exactly from the last boss, but when you kill the last boss:

Spoiler

DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOON!

 

[blindthrall]

Helios from Deus Ex 2:

"The only frontier that has ever existed is the Self."

Fucking chilling, coming from a cybernetic hive-mind, and really makes you question your decision. But the game overall sucked.

 

[grimsprice]

When Ganon finally dies.

CUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOU ZELDA!

Always brings a smile to my face. And its a long standing joke with my friends, whenever a boss is being killed someone says "cuuurse yooooou zelda". IDK why... but we always laugh.

 

[Smack-Ferret]

"Number 1 fan, running Ulto-"


Gun to face. Fall off of giant tower.

 

[ae86gamer]

*Warning! Some spoilers ahead!*

Mine would have to be right before your fight with Saren in ME.

Saren Arterius: I'm not doing this for myself. Don't you see, Sovreign will succeed. It is inevitable. My way is the only way any of us will survive. I'm forging an alliance between us and the Reapers, between organics and machines, and in doing so, I will save more lives than have ever existed. But you would undo my work. You would doom our entire civilization to complete annihilation, and for that, you must die.

 

[hopeneverdies]

From Mother 3

Spoiler

Claus: I'm sorry all of this happened. But, I'm truly happy that you could be here at my end. Thank you, brother. I'm sorry. I should've listened to what I was told. I'm going to mother's place. Lucas, I hope we meet again. Goodbye. Thank you. Sorry. We'll meet again.

And it's so sad how he dies.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

"Bleh" *Dead*

 

[What890]

After killer Dr. Peace in No More Heroes, he says "Better practice my rap. Rap with me, Jennifer."

Then Travis says "It's open mic night in hell, old man." Classic!

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

You... You're not human are you?

And pretty much anything any Devil May Cry boss has said.

 

[Arisato-kun]

Well, not exactly from the last boss, but when you kill the last boss:

Spoiler

DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOON!

Gotta go with this. It was epic..

 

[majormayham2]

The Alone in the Dark guy when he kills the first boss and says "SUCK IT"

 

[Enos Shenk]

"I don't understand... how could you have done this? You weren't meant to be so important... and now you think to destroy me? How dare you, insect? How dare you interrupt my ascendance? You are nothing. A wretched bag of flesh... what are you, compared to my magnificence? But it is not to late... can you not see the value in our friendship? Imagine the powers I can give you, human. The cybernetic implants I gave you, were simply toys. If I desired, I could improve you... transform you into something more efficient. Join me, human, and we can rule together. "

 

[latenightapplepie]

*Warning! Some spoilers ahead!*

Mine would have to be right before your fight with Saren in ME.

Saren Arterius: I'm not doing this for myself. Don't you see, Sovreign will succeed. It is inevitable. My way is the only way any of us will survive. I'm forging an alliance between us and the Reapers, between organics and machines, and in doing so, I will save more lives than have ever existed. But you would undo my work. You would doom our entire civilization to complete annihilation, and for that, you must die.

Or if you have good enough Charm/Intimidate:

Spoiler

He says "Goodbye, Shepard. Thank you." And shoots himself. I liked that. I always thought he could be redeemeed in some way.

 

[Ernie Devlin]

"Number 1 fan, running Ulto-"


Gun to face. Fall off of giant tower.

Dane Vogel from Saints Row 2

Ah I was just about the start writing down that quote.
Great choice!

 

[Kasawd]

"You all sound like pages out of a self-help book!"

- Kefka(FF6)

 

[Romicron]

"For England, James?"

 

[Timotei]

Not the final words, but th funniest words I've heard from a boss:

Didn't we have some fun- though? Remember then the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye", and you were like "No way", *and then I was all* "we pretended we were going to murder you"?

That was great.