Favorite Futurama Quote
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Always a fan of "Sweet Zombie Jesus."
Not to mention the treasure trove of lines from Zapp Brannigan: "More chamPAGin?" "Soon, you'll be crawling back for that sweet, sweet candy. Pow." "I have a very sexy learning disability called ... Kif?" "*sigh* Sexlexia."
Others I like: "It'll be fun on a bun", "Hello, Moderate Spender," (Bender as the Gender Bender)"I'm a real toughie!" (Bender as BendHer) "The boys like it when you glom it on!" (sung) "All Hail Robonia - a country I didn't make up!" (sung) "Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and Bender's great, take that you stupid corn!"
Not to mention the treasure trove of lines from Zapp Brannigan: "More chamPAGin?" "Soon, you'll be crawling back for that sweet, sweet candy. Pow." "I have a very sexy learning disability called ... Kif?" "*sigh* Sexlexia."
Others I like: "It'll be fun on a bun", "Hello, Moderate Spender," (Bender as the Gender Bender)"I'm a real toughie!" (Bender as BendHer) "The boys like it when you glom it on!" (sung) "All Hail Robonia - a country I didn't make up!" (sung) "Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and Bender's great, take that you stupid corn!"
A couple more:
"My God, cover yourself! I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo!" - President Nixon
"Careful, Fry! He's bulging with what could be muscle!" - Leela
"Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die this way...but I always really hoped." - Fry, on his snoo-snoo death sentence
"Shoot 'em in the back! Quick! While they're not looking!" - Nixon
"Good news, everyone! Several years ago I tried logging on to AOL.....and it just went through!" - Farnsworth
"Mommy? Why are you making civilization collapse?"
"Oooohhh I don't know...."
-Ignur and Mom
"My God, cover yourself! I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo!" - President Nixon
"Careful, Fry! He's bulging with what could be muscle!" - Leela
"Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die this way...but I always really hoped." - Fry, on his snoo-snoo death sentence
"Shoot 'em in the back! Quick! While they're not looking!" - Nixon
"Good news, everyone! Several years ago I tried logging on to AOL.....and it just went through!" - Farnsworth
"Mommy? Why are you making civilization collapse?"
"Oooohhh I don't know...."
-Ignur and Mom
The head of Henry Kissenger: We must stop the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body-bags and ball-sacks.
I think this how it goes
Fry: "If you spare us, we'll lay out Milk and Cookies"
Robot Santa: "You dare bribe Santa?".
Fry: "If you spare us, we'll lay out Milk and Cookies"
Robot Santa: "You dare bribe Santa?".
Two classic one liners from Bender:
Hermes *on top of Planet Express building*: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: DO A FLIP.
Bender: *climbing up hotel, see's couple having a romantic encounter through a window* Get a room!
Man: We're in a room.
Bender: Yeah? WELL LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
Also like these:
Clamps: You're a genius, you frikkin' idiot!
"You ain't made of Tuesday!" - that mad robot guy with the knives
Hermes *on top of Planet Express building*: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: DO A FLIP.
Bender: *climbing up hotel, see's couple having a romantic encounter through a window* Get a room!
Man: We're in a room.
Bender: Yeah? WELL LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
Also like these:
Clamps: You're a genius, you frikkin' idiot!
"You ain't made of Tuesday!" - that mad robot guy with the knives
Nudity quotes!
Farnsworth: "Pine trees have been extinct for eight hundred years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle, and your primitive notions of modesty. *sheds robes* Ahhh....brisk!"
Bender: Y'know...it's funny.
Fry: What?
Bender: YOUR WIENER! Ahahaha!
Fry: Man, co-ed steam rooms! I LOVE the future!
Leela: Uh, Fry? Your in the WOMEN'S steam room.
Fry: Ahh....futuriffic!
Amy: *gestures at Fry's crotch* Psst...look what life was like before genetic engineering.
Leela: Those poor twentieth-century women...
Fry: ...... *awkwardly covers himself*
Fry: *reading a sign at a nude beach* You must be...AT LEAST this naked? How much nakeder can you get?
Leela: "Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator!"
Farnsworth: "Pine trees have been extinct for eight hundred years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle, and your primitive notions of modesty. *sheds robes* Ahhh....brisk!"
Bender: Y'know...it's funny.
Fry: What?
Bender: YOUR WIENER! Ahahaha!
Fry: Man, co-ed steam rooms! I LOVE the future!
Leela: Uh, Fry? Your in the WOMEN'S steam room.
Fry: Ahh....futuriffic!
Amy: *gestures at Fry's crotch* Psst...look what life was like before genetic engineering.
Leela: Those poor twentieth-century women...
Fry: ...... *awkwardly covers himself*
Fry: *reading a sign at a nude beach* You must be...AT LEAST this naked? How much nakeder can you get?
Leela: "Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator!"
Mayor: A dangerous villain know as The Zookeeper, who commits crimes aided by a pack of highly trained animals.
Fry: Pack of highly. Got it!
Mayor: His crew includes a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose, an elephant who never forgets - to kill! And a seldom used crab named Lucky aka Citizen Snips.
Fry: Pack of highly. Got it!
Mayor: His crew includes a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose, an elephant who never forgets - to kill! And a seldom used crab named Lucky aka Citizen Snips.
Bender : "And now a man that needs no introduction." ::walks off stage:: "Get up there Fry!"
Bender : "Do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?"
God : "Yes."
Bender : "What if I don't do it?"
God : "Then I don't know that."
Bender : "I was God once."
God : "I know. You did a good job before you killed everyone."
I love that episode. =]
Bender : "Do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?"
God : "Yes."
Bender : "What if I don't do it?"
God : "Then I don't know that."
Bender : "I was God once."
God : "I know. You did a good job before you killed everyone."
I love that episode. =]
Leela: You know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!
Zapp: And which one rocked your world?
Zapp: And which one rocked your world?