Favorite Futurama Quote

[LockNstock]

'Branigan's law is like branigan's love-
hard and fast!'

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

You are all fools of the highest caliber.

Haha It's funny because it's poisonous!

The enima you are about to enjoy is extremely hot.

 

[Drakulla]

"Human Horn", that's all I can remember.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Brain Ball: We demand bouncing, followed by rolling, followed by bouncing of the third kind. Do we make ourselves clear?!
Kissenger: Say what?
Bender: Ah! If you say one more thing about bouncing, I'll shove this treaty up your...wait, where do you shove things on a ball?
Kissenger: This is not a productive area of discussion.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!

Also If you need me I'll be in the angry dome.

 

[Tareth]

"Did everything just taste purple for a second?" - Fry

 

[Arrogancy]

My favorite:

Hermes- "Sweet Cow of Moscow! They've taken over our company!"

Prof- "Balderdash! I never agreed to that!"

Dwight- "No, but you did declare yourself dead three years ago as a tax-dodge."

Hilarious, also:

Calculon- "Son of a bit! this is MY house! But that means I'm blackmailing myself!"

 

[Pimppeter2]

If 2e can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate-Zap

brilliant

and of course "Snu-Snu"

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

'Who's there?'
'Just a broken down hobo who's hit rock bottom...and his commanding officer.'

Just classic.

 

[Altorin]

"You remind me of a younger me. Not too much younger mind you, perhaps even a few years older."

"Hey, it's a picture of my Ex-Girlfriend, and that ski instructor she was just friends with."

"What are we going to for money Leela? A Daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on Elephant back? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

 

[rainman2203]

"One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kipp?" -Zap Brannigan
"No it doesn't." - Kiff

 

[Maet]

Leela - "I'm going to make Fry remember his humanity the way only a woman can."
Professor - "You're going to do his laundry?"

 

[Macropter]

Some of my personal favorites:

Bender, "These balls are making me testy!"

Zap, "Zap Brannigan. Has my reputation preceded me, or was I to quick for it?"

Zoidberg, "I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar."

Elzar, "Is everything alright, folks?"
Bender, "Oh, yes, Elzar."
Elzar, "Good, because I forgot to cook that chicken."

Animatronic Singing Whalers, "We're whalers of the moon. We carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales, so we tell tale tales and sing a whaling tune."

 

[ARob419]

"I apologize for nothing!" -Hedonism Bot

And when Bender trades his son for the robot Army and punts him out the window of the Robot Devil's office.

Robot Devil: Wow, that was brutal even by my standards!
Bender: No backsies

 

[Psyco Slim]

Car Salesman: Nothing makes you feel more than a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much you wanna spend of this Thundercougarfalconbird?

Fry: Sorry i'm not here to buy

Car Salesman: I understand that its wonderful that you dont care if anyone questions your sexual orientation.

Fry: I care! I care plenty! I just donno how to make them stop!

Car Salesman: One word......Thundercougarfalconbird.






Also: "And now for a man that needs no introduction.......................*walks off stage*"

 

[Psepha]

Farnsworth in the episode Time Keeps On Slipping:

*first time skip* "Did everything just jump around, or did my brain just stroke off there for a second?"

 

[El Poncho]

''Good News'' since its never ever good news.

 

[L33tMarvin]

AH yeah everybody do the bender "uw yeah come on baby dance"

 

[ChocoFace]

"Death by snu snu!"
*characters can't decide whether to be sad or happy*

 

[FluffX]

"And Zoidberg!" [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndZoidberg]