Favorite Futurama Quote

[skutbag]

Farnsworth: Yes, it's the apocalypse all right. I always thought I'd have a hand in it.



Farnsworth: And this is my universal translator. Unfortunately so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.
Cubert: Hello.
Universal Translator: Bonjour!
Farnsworth: Crazy gibberish!

I think I heard somewhere that in France the above joke is rejigged to say 'Guten Tag' !

When Cubert speaks into the machine that allows anyone to sound like the professor:
Cubert : 'Good news everyone. I'm a horses' butt.'
Farnsworth : 'I am? That's not good news!'

Barbados Slim: 'I see you're still able to limbo under the bar of fashion sense!'
Hermes: 'That's it Barbados Slim! You've gone one toke over the line!'

Bender: Why do we need two of every animal?
(Leela whispers in his ear)
Bender: Oh, he he he!

Nibblonian: And we are powerless to stop them; fearsome though we are. (Purrs)

Fry: Hey, think fast! (throws whitewash bucket)
Giant Brain: I always think fast, because I am a giant- *SPLASH*

Zap: Just three regular schmoes working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy, female man.

Fry: And nobody will have to punish anyone for the mutiny!

Roberto :
'I was designed by a team of scientists trying to
create a crazy robot. BUT I GUESS THEY FAILED!!!'

On an entirely coincidental note, I've been trying my hand at some comedy video nonsense and this is what came out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFIbloiTq4Q

The more Futurama you've watched, the more you'll (hopefully) like it. But then, I've always thought the more Futurama you've watched, the more awesome a person you are any way. I think we can all agree on that.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Leela: "Bender, were you just singing?"
Bender: "No, I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing. Court order."
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Prof. Farnsworth: "Good lord there are robots on the ceiling!"
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Zoidberg: "IT WAS ME! I'M THE HERO!"
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*Leela reveals straightened L Piece*
Fry: "That doesn't look like an L. That doesn't look like an L at all! Unless you count lower case."
*Bender slaps Fry*
Bender: "You know we don't!"
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Hermes: "You see Fry, these days we have a type of game played entirely on video. We call it a 'Video Game'"
Fry: "Well golly, you mighty space men from the future will have to go easy on me."
*Fry procedes to destroy everyone in the game.

 

[T-Bone24]

I love how whenever a character meets another version of themselves, they dislike each other. Just wanted to point that out.

 

[Biotech]

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
(Zapf Brannigan)

 

[T-Bone24]

"Be warned, when I speak these words you may well suffer an attack of explosive amnesia!"

"But I thought you were...."
"Egyptian?" *Dramatic music*

All My Circuits, gotta love it.

 

[FailingwithStyle]

"Did everything just taste purple there for a second?" - Fry

"Soothe us with sweet lies" - Hermes

And pretty much everything Zapp says.

 

[Jesussentry]

"what the....you're not made of Tuesday!?!!? -scene in wipe castle heh

 

[Laughing Man]

Season 2 Episode How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.

Leela - Bender what happened to you?
Bender - Morgan made me walk the professor, there we where in the park when suddenly some old lady said I stole here purse. I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming so I had to hit her with this purse I found.

Season 2 Episode Xmas Story

Robot Santa - Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

Professor "Good news everybody"
Amy "What is it professor, did you finally perfect canine makeup?"
Professor "Hardly, I think they look like a bunch of hookers"

 

[CtrlZee]

My favourite is when Bender bends the professor on a 90 degree angle, and the professor is suddenly the happiest person ever, then when Bender bends him back upright, he goes:

"I'm sad now."

I guess you have to see it, but I thought it was awesome.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Ahhh, so many.

Fry: You sure are putting a lot of make-up on
Amy: That's deodorant
Fey: What does it do?

or

Professor: I'll be in the angry dome!

or

Leela: We're doing the best we can!
Bender: Your best is an idiot!

or

Leela: Professor, don't you remember what I just told you?
Professor: Noooooooooooooooooo! D<

 

[Shrubery]

*gasp* Stephen Hawking ! aren't you that scientist that invented gravity ? ~fry

 

[I am Spy]

"One bad thing was some trains got crashed in New Jersey. People won't be late for work though, because the Governer Lady says 'I'M SENDING IN MORE TRAINS!' "

 

[3quency]

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!

 

[Eagleboy71090]

I have been looking all over the internet to find that quote about the canine make up. WHAT EPISODE IS THAT?!?!?!

Professor "Good news everybody"
Amy "What is it professor, did you finally perfect canine makeup?"
Professor "Hardly, I think they look like a bunch of hookers"

 

[Rainboq]

(Bender tosses a suitcase to a speedboat passing by as they do the same while the gang fishes)

Bender "Hey guess what your all accessories to!"

That's up there for me too.

And anything that comes out of Zoidberg's.... Mouth?

 

[Rainboq]

I have been looking all over the internet to find that quote about the canine make up. WHAT EPISODE IS THAT?!?!?!

Professor "Good news everybody"
Amy "What is it professor, did you finally perfect canine makeup?"
Professor "Hardly, I think they look like a bunch of hookers"

Welcome to the Escapist!

 

[Tonythion]

"What is that? Is it a frog? Is it a toad? Or is it your mama?!" -Bender

"The doctor is in! *gets thrown out of scuffle* The doctor is out!"- Zoidberg

"Woooooooooh" -Dead Human Bender

 

[Naheal]

I'm a Neutral.

 

[Nobodyman]

Bender: I was god once.
Other guy: Yes I saw, you were doing well until everyone died.