Favorite Futurama Quote

[Nouw]

"I waited for you Fry..."

Close enough of a quote right? There's too many for me to remember...

 

[Whobajube]

I'm gonna go with a classic here...

"Good news, everyone!"

 

[Enerfor]

"This fry must be some kind of crinimal mastermind".. cuts to fry on arm chair "Ester you ugly!'

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

"I ARE THE GREETEST. I SHALL NOW LEAVE EARTH! FOR NO RAISIN!"

 

[super_smash_jesus]

I have been looking all over the internet to find that quote about the canine make up. WHAT EPISODE IS THAT?!?!?!

Professor "Good news everybody"
Amy "What is it professor, did you finally perfect canine makeup?"
Professor "Hardly, I think they look like a bunch of hookers"

its in one of the movies, I believe it is "Benders game", the spoof on dungeons and dragons.

 

[cannot_aim]

Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves!

 

[xmbts]

And I don't care much for these BOOBS flapping every which way.

 

[Duskwaith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPoMF3dX2CY

Says it all really

 

[Trivun]

"If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate..."

Brannigan - "Not the mother-ship? Then what did we just blow up?"
Kif - "The Hubble Telescope, sir."

"Hermes, you are technically correct... the best kind of correct..."

Zoidberg - "Fry, I forget so remind me again. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?"
Fry - "Fatal."
Zoidberg - "A large bet on me in the first round, please!"

Fry - "Just remember, Scooty Puff Junior SUUUUUUCCCCKKKKSSS!!!!!"
Nibbler - "In a thousand years I'll get right on it."

"There's no place like... I wanna be a witch!"

Garfunkel - "Are you going to Scarborough Fair?"
Cylon - (in a metallic robot monotone voice) "PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY AND THYME..."

"I guess this is why the Chief says 'no hugging'..."

"We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune..."

 

[Tsaba]

Good News Everyone!

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

Hermes - "I think I'm coming down with Circusitis."

Leela - "I thought Circusitis only affected children."

Hermes - "Children of all ages."

 

[Quinadin]

Mr. President, what the hell? - Zap Brannigan.

 

[Gerrawn]

"You people aren't Santa! You're not even robots! 91... How DARE you lie infront of Jesus?!"

 

[Daverson]

"Don't worry, you still have Zoidberg, you ALL still have Zoidberg! Bwoop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop-woop!"

 

[thylasos]

"Now, I may be an old man...


in fact I'm fairly sure I am." - Professor Farnsworth.

 

[KefkaCultist]

well of course theres the classic, "Bite my shiny metal ass" and...

O_O ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD O_O

 

[The Afrodactyl]

DO A FLIP!!

"In chess you can never let your oponent see your peices..."
-Zap Brannigan

"Bender, I'm doing my best".
"Yeah, well your best is an idiot".

Although my personal favourite at the moment is:
"Yippie-kiyay! You'll never guess where I've been!" - Dr. Zoidberg, whilst riding a sperm.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

"If we hit that ballseye thoughs dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"-Zapp Branigan



*Professor looking at Frys 20th century car*

"Where it the device to speed and slow down time"

"Here it is"

*Fry pulls out bong*

(I'm so stoned right now)

 

[Amphoteric]

By this point i'm sure weve gone through 100% of the lines in futurama.

 

[Misterkillsall]

"Ugh! That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted! And I once had a bowl of salt!"

...comedy gold.