Favorite Futurama Quote

[Eagleboy71090]

YES IT IS! Thank you... it was bothering the crap out of me.

 

[Eagleboy71090]

I have been looking all over the internet to find that quote about the canine make up. WHAT EPISODE IS THAT?!?!?!

Professor "Good news everybody"
Amy "What is it professor, did you finally perfect canine makeup?"
Professor "Hardly, I think they look like a bunch of hookers"

its in one of the movies, I believe it is "Benders game", the spoof on dungeons and dragons.

Thank you! That was bothering me so bad that I couldn't find out where that line was from.

 

[Artina89]

The Planet Express commercials, in particular this one:

TV Announcer: "Planet Express - Our crew is replaceable, your package isn't."

And this Zap Brannigan quote:

Soldier: "Why is this godforsaken hellhole worth dying for?"

Zap Brannigan: "Don't ask me. You're the ones who are going to be dying."

Both classics XD

 

[Wintermoot]

Zoidberg:now the rubber band is on the other claw!
I actually used that one once
Hermes: sweet zombie Jesus!

 

[Cheesus333]

*Reading from candy heart* '"I wuv you."'
'Surely you mean "love".'
'No... "wuv", with an Earth W. Behold!'
'THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US.'

Also, a classic line from the pilot:
'You know, Fry, of all the friends I've had... you're the first!'

 

[rt052192]

wow, I could swear I was really playing virtual skeeball!

 

[AlmostLikeLife]

Bender: Get a room, you two!

Guy: We're in a room!

Bender: Well then lose some weight!

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Bender: When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!

 

[SckizoBoy]

"I really should try to help them... buuuuuuuuuuuut I am already in my pyjamas." *snore*

"Kill all humans... kill all humans." (gets woken up by Fry, allowed to fall back asleep again)
"Hey there, sexy... ya wanna kill all humans?"

(probably been done already, but hey, priceless lines)

 

[RabbiiFrystofsk]

I APOLOGISE FOR NOTHING, HA-HA-HA!- Hedonism Bot.
Or anything Richard Nixon's Head says.

 

[Rooster893]

Fry: I'm having one of those things again! Uh - a headache with pictures!
Leela: An idea?
Fry: THAT'S IT!

Fell out of my chair the first time I saw that.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Zapp Brannigan: "All we have to do is hit the bullseye, and the house of cards will fall like dominoes. Checkmate." (Something like that)

Bender: "...and THAT'S why they call me 'Bender the Magnificent'!"

 

[Nouw]

"I waited for you Fry."

Yes I know that's not a real quote

 

[Jodah]

THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!

Oh, great Atheismo, we beseech you!

 

[pletschee]

Femputer: I sentence the men to death.... by snu snu
Zap and Fry's facial reactions.

 

[Colinmac93]

The Werecar episode.
Bender: So does that mean I can never die?
Carnival Robot: What? Of course you can still die! *pulls out a gun* You want to die?!

The first Tales of Interest episode
Zoidberg: The next clue came to me at 4:15, when the clock stopped. Then another clue came to me at 4:15, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Destructor - I WILL DESTROY YOU ARRGGGGGHH! And stop calling me.
Rich Little - This is Rich Little impersonating Howard Cosell
Farnsworth - If anyone needs me I'll be in the angry dome

 

[Frylock72]

Fry: "Alright! Let's do it!"
Bender: "Next year in Jerusalem!"

Bender: "Fry, you're like the people who visit Jerusalem and don't want to visit the Sexateria!"

Leela: "Fry, you remember that conversation we had about always ending your story a sentence earlier?"

 

[ultratog1028]

"You can trust lots of things" -Bender.

 

[Icaruss]

Do a flip!

 

[Paragon Fury]

PROFESSOR!

LAVA!

HOT!