Favorite insult from a game

[Syndarr]

What's your favorite insult or put-down you've ever heard used in a game? I don't mean insults that your fellow on-line gamers might throw at you for spawn-camping or whatever, I mean insults that game characters have thrown at each other. Y'know, from Guybrush's "You fight like a dairy farmer" to GLADoS's "That's you! That's how dumb you sound!" Go!

One of my favorites comes from Balthier in Final Fantasy XII, aimed at Judge Ghis. "Well, at least your SWORD is to the point." Someone took his snark pills that morning.

 

[Jaranja]

Chicken Wuss

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Midnight Club: LA.

Racer: "I'm writing an book about you! It's called "The Loser"!"

Player: "Are you sure it's not an autobiography?"

 

[UberLemonBoy]

"Hey Milk Chicken T-Bag sends his regards"
Prison Break the game
game was shit

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Ezio: But i have plenty of outlets

Maria Auditore: I Mean besides Vagina's.

That hurt my soul and my spleen and pancreas and liver all at once.

 

[Amnestic]

"Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy"-Bhaalspawn.

 

[JRShield]

"some Special Ops douchebags with pussy-ass Heartbeat Monitors on their guns instead of us." Bad Company 2

 

[Mr. In-between]

"You spoony bard!"-Tellah, FFIV

 

[Irridium]

"If your beard starts to turn, can I shoot it?" - Francis, Left 4 Dead.

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" - Sgt. Cortez, Timesplitters.

 

[Xangi]

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck..." - Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem 3D. My god how I loved that game, shame the sequel never came out though.

 

[Gindil]

I report, you decide [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyQxwVYFxJk]. Best ones so far.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

The TF2 Spy upon dominating a Scout: "May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Souplex]

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

 

[ThatKnight 92]

Walton Simons: "You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors."
JC Denton: "That makes me one ugly son of a *****. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?"

-Deus Ex

 

[MinishArcticFox]

"They'll have to bury what's left of you ina soup can."-TF2 Demoman

 

[CmdrGoob]

Oghren: Is the little pike twirler taking offense? ... I swear he's going to hurt himself one of these days, the way he works that thing.

Alistair: She's some sort of... sneaky... witch... thief!

 

[Ian Caronia]

"...You're already dead." -Kenshiro from the new Fist of the North Star video game.

Runner up?

"WATATATATATATATATATATAAA!!" *Cue helpless screaming, then copious amounts of exploding punks*

 

[Enigmers]

"Speak up, Francis! Your voice got all muffled from your head bein' so far up your ass!"
-Bill, Left 4 Dead.

 

[MrPatience]

'COCKY LITTLE FREAKS!'- Lylatwars/ Starfox64

 

[blackjaw1]

No mention of "tiff taffing taffer" yet? I'm saddened