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irishstormtrooper

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I know threads have been done on people's favorite lines from movies, books and TV shows, but I want to know what your favorite original line is.
Mine is "Die, infidel toaster!"
 

super_smash_jesus

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Swamp leaches, check for swamp leaches.....what? I am the only one who got hit? How weird is that. -steve Zissou - Life Aquatic.

She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro. -Zapp Brannigan

Two lines, both from tv/movies, but still my favourites.


edit: reading over your post once again, i missed original line so I will go with:
"Grooving on some slop tarts" One thing I said describing how I spent my time at the bar the previous evening.
 

irishstormtrooper

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super_smash_jesus said:
Swamp leaches, check for swamp leaches.....what? I am the only one who got hit? How weird is that. -steve Zissou - Life Aquatic.

She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro. -Zapp Brannigan

Two lines, both from tv/movies, but still my favourites.
I said ORIGINAL lines, as in ones you have made up. Read the first post.
 

irishstormtrooper

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cuddly_tomato said:
This line...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Once again, I said a line that you yourself made up. Do you actually read the first post or just say random crap?
 

Skeleon

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Yeah, like...
"I need coffee to live/to keep my heart pumping".
Dunno if that's original or if I heard it somewhere, though.
 

Nia-san

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"It was like shooting a barrel of fish that wanted to be shot"

probably one of my finer moments
 

cuddly_tomato

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irishstormtrooper said:
cuddly_tomato said:
This line...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Once again, I said a line that you yourself made up. Does you actually read the first post or just say random crap?
Holy crap. It's a funny youtube link in a thread where the op is one sentence that can't really be construed as some philosphical brain-fest. Settle down.
 

Isalan

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I have been known to refer to people as "Raging Knobsocks". That usually gets a laugh.
 

aleczm

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haha one time i said "I like my coffe like i like my women.....light with low self-esteem"

My friends thought it was great.
 

Parallel Streaks

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There's no original line, everything short of a very long mashed keyed sentence on a keyboard has most likely been said before by someone.

Oh, count that as my original sentence, but don't really because it would create a paradox.
 

Minimike3636

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I tend to tell people "You're a douche tablet," because it not only functions as an insult, but it also confuses the hell out of them, taking time away from any possible comeback :D
 

Kingsman

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I think my best line ever has been...

"Goddamnit, Tank, that's a wall! You're the worst operator ever!"

I said it in a chatroom while screwing with the only other person there.