Favorite Madworld Quotes

[Guitarmasterx7]

So I'm playing madworld right now and Howard and Kreese are definitely one of the game's high points. and since I searchbar'd this topic and couldn't find it, (though I probably didn't look as hard as I could've) I figured I would make it. So post your favorite Howard n' Kreese conversations here. (in case you forgot or didn't know, Howard is the standard announcer, Kreese is Marcus Fenix)

Mine is either
*after getting a pill*
Kreese: You know, those happy pills are much better if ground up and injected into the folds of your scrotum.
Howard: I'll give you a dollar if you tell me one thing that isn'tbetter if ground up and injected into the folds of your scrotum.
Kreese: Awwww, ya got me!
or
*after killing the wind boss*
Howard: I guess you could say Jack "Win'd" that battle.
Kreese: I would fucking never say that.

 

[Sky Captanio]

I've never played it but those quotes are making me seriously conisder getting it.

 

[Souplex]

*Jack uses a happy pill*
Guy one: I guess drugs are the answer!
Guy two: What was the question?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

And Here I thought I won the over the urge to buy it. DAMN YOU GUITARMASTER FOR BRINGING BACK SAID URGE!!!

OT.

Kreese: No means yes and yes means anal!

Is there anything John Dimaggio can't do?

 

[Jamous]

'All around me are familiar faces, wornout places, wornout faces...'
What? You meant the GAME?!? Never played it, sorry, but I couldn't resist the song reference.

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

1: "You sir, are a fucking idiot!"
2: "Thankyou for calling me sir!"

1: "I like to wash down my pills with some scotch"
2: "I like to wash down my scotch with some scotch"
1: "I like to wash down that last scotch with some more scotch"
2: "I like scotch"
1: "I like scotch"

I am paraphrasing...

There are tons more but I'll let other people have some fun

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Kind of wish they had something like this for PS3. Damn you, Wii!

 

[molester jester]

'All around me are familiar faces, wornout places, wornout faces...'
What? You meant the GAME?!? Never played it, sorry, but I couldn't resist the song reference.

dam some one got that in before me

 

[Jamous]

'All around me are familiar faces, wornout places, wornout faces...'
What? You meant the GAME?!? Never played it, sorry, but I couldn't resist the song reference.

dam some one got that in before me

Oh yeah! I beat someone to it!

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I dunno. I killed a baby seal with my Wii a long time ago.

(Eat that Casual Gamers/PETA!)

(I'm kidding of course. About the Wii part atleast. Clubs are so much better..."