Favorite melee weapon in any game (or real life?)

[Hussmann54]

Rocket Launcher Tonfas.

Seriously. You can't beat a pair of rocket launchers dual weilded like tonfas, so you can hit people in the face and then fire a rocket into said face.

you are now my hero

agreed,

[shameless bumpage]

 

[ProfessorLayton]

The machete from Left 4 Dead 2... oh man is that thing fun. You can just crouch and take out an entire wave of zombies all while watching their body parts slice cleanly off with a satisfying *shliing!* sound every time you disembowel a zombie.

 

[Alex The Rat]

Umm, lightsaber? Pretty hard to beat that, I think...

 

[lolstain]

The shoe/knife from James Bond.. pfft why just kick someone when you can kick AND stab them.

 

[DustyDrB]

The shower head.

 

[The Spectator]

.. Hmm, I had a lot of fun with Shishkebab.

 

[ska_tastic425]

The home-run bat from Smash Bros.! The resulting screeching noise after smashing your best friend is so satisfying!

 

[berault]

I love Nero's Red Queen from DMC4, its got a motorbike handle that can rev-up, sets on fire and just looks generaly awesome.

http://www.weaponmasters.com/shopping/Red-Queen-Sword-of-Nero-p-17835.html

Now you can buy your own!

 

[dancinginfernal]

SCIENCE!

But actually, the Bioshock wrench. Just so much fun.

 

[TheTim]

I have a trench knife from WWI 0_o

OT: Krato's chained blades from gow1

 

[Slayer_2]

The chainsaw in Gears of War 2. Closely matched by the stomp in Dead Space.

 

[Cinnonym]

My pesonal favorite is the master sword from zelda. Timeless and dependable

Bahaha! "Timeless". ...Get it, because... it's... um.
Ahem.

So at the risk of sounding like a complete dork, my roommates and I spent a day making foam weapons and joining a boffer group here in town to lay the smackdown on some other nerds. One of us made a swallow ala Chrono or Zidane. The guys laughed at her when she brought it to the park but it was extremely funtional--she whooped all their asses and then they all wanted a turn with the ridiculous thing.

That being said, I'd really like a vampire-destroying whip.

 

[Hussmann54]

SHAMELESS BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ShrapnelHound]

Crowbar ftw!

 

[Grahwo]

My German WW2 fieldshovle.. <3 <3 <3

 

[Captain Pirate]

Your mouth in AVP. As Alien. Or claws, either is very very satisfying.

 

[delta46]

Read the first post -_- this is a necro

Ummm i always like the knife

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Whipfist. Does that count?

Spoiler: Whipfist

Or Predators Combi-stick.

 

[Soboth]

the knife, cause its a knife.....