Favorite/Memorable NPC quotes!!

[TheFPSisDead]

DAO:

Enchantment? Enchantment!

DII:

Stay awhile and listen.

GTA IV:

The world is a ****!!



These are just a few of my favs. So go nuts and have fun!

 

[SckizoBoy]

The Witcher... not actually a quote, but some NPC's just randomly whistling the theme from Empire Strikes Back.

Captcha: define ntorcest (I'd rather not, thanks...)

 

[Fredrikorex]

Owyn in Oblivion: I heard a rumour that you're an idiot, is there any truth to that?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Well why not:

Spoiler: Mass Effect 2

Spoiler: Fallout 3

Ahh, those never get old :3

 

[Riddle78]

Just about anything that Veronica or Lily say in New Vegas...Pretty hilarious.
[Tells Veronica to keep a distance] "Yhey'll never see the haymakers coming!"
[Lily throws a plasma grenade] "Grandma's got a present for you,dearie!"

 

[Verlander]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

"It's....It's Lu Bu!"~Soldiers panicking about Lu Bu

Da Ji: "So, you've come back crawling to me, have you, cockroach?"
Lu Bu: "Yappy fox. Do you want me to rip out your tail?"
~Dynasty Warriors

Any unit quotes from Red Alert 2 (Soundboard here [http://twistedrussian.deviantart.com/art/Red-Alert-2-Soundboard-37008119?offset=10]), any unit quotes from C+C3:Tiberium Wars/Kane's wrath and any unit quotes from Dawn of War. I still know nearly all of them off by heart.

 

[MercurySteam]

"Opinions are like testicles. Kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you got." - Varric (Dragon Age II)

 

[Syndron]

"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders Dragon Age: Awakening

 

[Layz92]

Detective: So how many people have you killed Punisher?
Punisher (with seriousness): I dont know... there were a lot of explosions.
From the punisher game in 2005ish, Actually quite a few quotes from that game.

Many things from Jan Jansen in Baldur's Gate 2.

 

[Sad Face]

Pretty much anything said in Bioshock is a winner.

 

[Casual Shinji]

"I like big boats, I cannot lie!"

There's not a lot I like about Dragon Age 2, but this little quote by Isabella gave me a good chuckle.

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

"Let's move on before the ground opens up and swallows us."

Oh Morrigan, you amsde that game bearable.

 

[Veldel]

High Tom Titty -Oblivion-



"Read my lips - mercy is for wimps! There's a reason "oppose" rhymes with "dispose" If they get in your way, kill them! -Kefka FFVI-

 

[wetfart]

Thief the Dark Project:

"I'm going to the bear pits tomorrow. Wanna come with?"

Though most of the guard conversations in the Thief series would qualify.

 

[pretentiousname01]

Now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!

 

[Ultress]

My wife wants me to fix the hole in the roof but it's just so convenient-Random NPC in Wild Arms 2