Favorite/Memorable NPC quotes!!
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In case you haven't seen it already:Agiel7 said:
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. This game is a gold mine:
Mercurio: Call me old fashioned, but I don't believe in talking about that stuff in front of a woman.
Ventrue: Call me old fashioned, but I believe a knee to the balls tends to make a guy talk.
Newscaster: [to the crazy Malkavian character, through the TV set] Police don't have any suspects at this time, but they're pretty sure that it was you.
Smiling Jack: How about I show you the ropes? What do you say?
Malkavian: The rain of ages plots again to wash away revelation
Smiling Jake: ...What? hahaha woah and you're a God-dam Malkavian too. Wow. You really are fucked!
Smiling Jack: RATSUCKER! HAHAHAHAHA! Just so you know - polite vampire sociey looks down on that kind of thing.
Toreador: Pfft. They can be polite and pass me the salt for my rat!
Smiling Jack: Stakin' Fer Jesus!
I like a bunch of halo quotes.
Cortana: "Don't make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it."
Narrator: "A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him"
Cortana: Thanks for the tank. *He* never gets me anything.
Sgt. Johnson: Oh I know what the ladies like.
Cortana: "Don't make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it."
Narrator: "A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him"
Cortana: Thanks for the tank. *He* never gets me anything.
Sgt. Johnson: Oh I know what the ladies like.
oblivion random conversations are awesome
"i saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"
"NO!"
"goodbye"
love it
"i saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"
"NO!"
"goodbye"
love it
Bullestorm:
Skippy granola's groovy dreamcatcher is picking up some bummer vibes.
Portal 2 Trailer (not technically a game but it WILL BE!):
We both said a lot of things you are going to regret.
Skippy granola's groovy dreamcatcher is picking up some bummer vibes.
Portal 2 Trailer (not technically a game but it WILL BE!):
We both said a lot of things you are going to regret.
I cant believe no-one has mentioned Monkey Island's Insult Sword Fighting:
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate,you fight like a cow!"
And just about everything from No One Lives Forever, for example:
"Magnus Armstrong: Then, you kill her.
Inge Wagner: Coward.
Magnus Armstrong: Fatty!
Inge Wagner: Drunk.
Magnus Armstrong: ... Fatty!"
and of course:
Local: "You look like you need a monkey!"
Thug: "Excuse me?"
Local: "I have a veeery fine monkey for you. Only twenty dollars american."
Thug: "But I don't want a monkey."
Local: "Ten Dollars!"
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate,you fight like a cow!"
And just about everything from No One Lives Forever, for example:
"Magnus Armstrong: Then, you kill her.
Inge Wagner: Coward.
Magnus Armstrong: Fatty!
Inge Wagner: Drunk.
Magnus Armstrong: ... Fatty!"
and of course:
Local: "You look like you need a monkey!"
Thug: "Excuse me?"
Local: "I have a veeery fine monkey for you. Only twenty dollars american."
Thug: "But I don't want a monkey."
Local: "Ten Dollars!"
Moira Brown:
Sorry for twisting your DNA like a kitten with a ball of yarn. (or something like that, I forget exactly how it went)
at first I was like
But then I was like XD, kitties.
Also, pretty much everything Sovereign says can make a good quote, but this one is my favorite:
We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.
Sorry for twisting your DNA like a kitten with a ball of yarn. (or something like that, I forget exactly how it went)
at first I was like
But then I was like XD, kitties.
Also, pretty much everything Sovereign says can make a good quote, but this one is my favorite:
We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.
"If we kill them, we can keep their stuff"
"Ooh, a windmill! I once took a ride on the sails of a windmill. It didn't end well"
"I like big boats, I cannot lie"
"I suppose a pair of lyrium chests tattooed onto my chest WOULD make things better"
"Everything is cold here. Hard stone. Makes me wish I'd worn shoes with soles"
"Ooh, a windmill! I once took a ride on the sails of a windmill. It didn't end well"
"I like big boats, I cannot lie"
"I suppose a pair of lyrium chests tattooed onto my chest WOULD make things better"
"Everything is cold here. Hard stone. Makes me wish I'd worn shoes with soles"
Metro 2033:
Khan:
"It appears that the devastation we brought upon us was complete. Heaven, Hell, and purgatory were atomized as well. So when a soul leaves the body, it has no where to go and it must remain here, in the metro. A harsh but not undeserved atonement for our sins, don't you agree?"
Khan:
"It appears that the devastation we brought upon us was complete. Heaven, Hell, and purgatory were atomized as well. So when a soul leaves the body, it has no where to go and it must remain here, in the metro. A harsh but not undeserved atonement for our sins, don't you agree?"
When Cass in Fallout NV comments about fish and you ask her if she knows what it was.
Goes on to talk about one of those electronic wall hanger fish that sing and how she thought the person who told her about it was high off of jet
Goes on to talk about one of those electronic wall hanger fish that sing and how she thought the person who told her about it was high off of jet
When Cass in Fallout NV comments about fish and you ask her if she knows what it was.
Goes on to talk about one of those electronic wall hanger fish that sing and how she thought the person who told her about it was high off of jet
Goes on to talk about one of those electronic wall hanger fish that sing and how she thought the person who told her about it was high off of jet
I'm not that kind of orcciortas1 said:
