Favorite Messy Food

[RJ 17]

Greetings my fellow Escapists!

In yet another attempt to create a random just-for-fun topic, RJ 17 proudly (...really?) brings you another simple off-the-wall question!

We're all a bunch of dirty little piggies when we eat, you know it's true. However some foods are just designed to be messier than others. So I ask you, gentlemen and gentleladies, what's your favorite food to just absolutely make a mess with?

Personally I'll say BBQ ribs. If you're not an absolute mess after eating some ribs, you're not eating them right.

 

[Lilani]

I've discovered that there really is no classy way to drink something out of a bottle. No matter what it is or how you're drinking it, when you get down to the bottom you're going to look like that homeless guy who sits on the corner drinking from a bottle stuffed in a brown paper bag.

Anyway, barbecue is definitely up there, but I would add any sandwich with something gooey inside. For me it's especially PBJs because I always load them down with lots of peanut butter and lots of jelly, to the point where the first thing I have to do before taking a bite is lick it all around the outside to sweep up the first dribbles. And then after that it's a race to keep up with the dribbles as the bites throw off the distribution of it under the bread.

It is quite the scientific process.

 

[Neverhoodian]

I second the BBQ ribs. I normally dislike getting myself messy while eating, but give me a plate of baby back pork ribs and my inner barbarian is unleashed.

Rawr.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Fried chicken.

Damn, I love me some fried chicken.

I love to peel off the skin and just inhale that shit.

 

[saints1544]

No one said chili cheese fries yet. Absolutely awesome, not quite as good as ribs tho...

 

[RJ 17]

No one said chili cheese fries yet. Absolutely awesome, not quite as good as ribs tho...

Very good call on that one. I always feel like I'm straight-up sinning when I eat some chili cheese fries.

 

[Vuliev]

Skyline Chili. It's not all in-your-face messy like ribs or cheese fries, but I've ruined so many shirts eating Skyline because you can't not slurp Skyline.

Also, it is the best food in the world and I will fight anyone that says otherwise.

 

[saints1544]

Above looks absolutely DELICIOUS!!!!

 

[Jessabi]

Nachoes! With LOADSa cheese, sour cream, jalapenos and salsa. Mmmmmm....

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I'm simple, I love a good ol' Burger and chips and I also like Pizza. Those are probably my favorite hand eating foods, I love Ribs also.

I love food...I'm hungry now.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Apples
Yeah, i have a moustache

And maize sticks with butter! BUTTER!

 

[DugMachine]

Hot Wings

Ribs

Chili Cheese Fries

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

 

[Tartarga]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Sloppy Joes yet. Hell it has a synonym for messy in it's name for gods sake. Not to mention they're delicious.

Spoiler

 

[RJ 17]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Sloppy Joes yet. Hell it has a synonym for messy in it's name for gods sake. Not to mention they're delicious.

Spoiler

Lunch Lady: Ahhhh-hahaha! Get your sloppy joes! Yes! Sloppy Joes! Ahhhh-hahahaha! I made'em extra ssssssloppy! I know you kids love'em ssssssloppy! Ahhh-hahahaha!
Billy: Jesus, lady, you're scaring us!
Everyone, including lunch lady: Ahhhh-hahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Artina89]

My favourite messy food has to be meatball marinara sandwiches. I don't have them very often so I consider having a meatball sandwich with extra cheese as a treat.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I can't remember what this food exactly called but it pretty much using wet and mid boil lettuce like a hard shell taco as you put meat and sauce on it. The fact that the lettuce is wet guarantee it will get messy (and the fact the stuff you put on your lettuce will fall off due to the letteces being soft).

 

[rayen020]

ChiliCheese burger with jalapenos. Can't ever find them though. I can get them at Sonic Drive-in and a couple of sports bars, otherwise i have to make them myself.

 

[thylasos]

Veg stew sometimes splashes... apart from that I don't think I have a particularly messy repertoire of things I cook, it must be said.

Alack.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Curry. No matter how hard you try, it will somehow get on your clothes. Especially if you where foolish enough to where white, but damn is it tasty.

 

[bobmus]

Fried chicken.

Damn, I love me some fried chicken.

I love to peel off the skin and just inhale that shit.

*Eating fried chicken, checks new thread, Daystar says...*

Holy crap!

Do you live in my head man?!