Favorite Movie 1 Liners
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No one?! Golden age James Bond was absolutely filled with one liners.
The one I can remember well is when he electrocutes a bad guy in a bathtub with a hair dryer. "Shocking."
The one I can remember well is when he electrocutes a bad guy in a bathtub with a hair dryer. "Shocking."
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
"And like that...he's gone."
"Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest, you son of a *****."
"Because it's about you. You're The Rocket Man."
"Okay, plan B...let's just kill each other."
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."
I'll leave the guessing for titles to you.
"And like that...he's gone."
"Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest, you son of a *****."
"Because it's about you. You're The Rocket Man."
"Okay, plan B...let's just kill each other."
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."
I'll leave the guessing for titles to you.
"You take 'er easy there, Dude. I know that you will."
"Yeah, well, you know... the Dude abides."
"Yeah? Well, you know, that's just, like... your opinion, man."
"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
"Some burgers, some beers, few laughs... our fuckin' troubles are over, Dude."
"Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?"
"Jeffrey... love me."
"...that's my robe!"
"Music business, briefly."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, roadie for Metallica."
"...oh."
"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"
"The fuck are you talkin' about?"
You know, come to think of it, almost the entire movie could form a list of fantastically written lines. The Big Lebowski is pretty much the best movie ever.
"Yeah, well, you know... the Dude abides."
"Yeah? Well, you know, that's just, like... your opinion, man."
"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
"Some burgers, some beers, few laughs... our fuckin' troubles are over, Dude."
"Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?"
"Jeffrey... love me."
"...that's my robe!"
"Music business, briefly."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, roadie for Metallica."
"...oh."
"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"
"The fuck are you talkin' about?"
You know, come to think of it, almost the entire movie could form a list of fantastically written lines. The Big Lebowski is pretty much the best movie ever.
Two pages in and only one person mentioned a quote from a Tarantino film.
Remarkable.
But that changes right here, right now.
"Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!"
"Why am I Mister Pink?"
"Because you're a ******, alright!"
"Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want."
"Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that one."
"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead ****** Storage'?"
"No. I didn't."
"You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
"Why?"
"'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
Also, Predator, Jesse Ventura:
"You're bleeding man"
"Ain't got time to bleed."
Remarkable.
But that changes right here, right now.
"Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!"
"Why am I Mister Pink?"
"Because you're a ******, alright!"
"Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want."
"Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that one."
"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead ****** Storage'?"
"No. I didn't."
"You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
"Why?"
"'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
Also, Predator, Jesse Ventura:
"You're bleeding man"
"Ain't got time to bleed."
"Abe: [Joe has been teaching himself French] Why the fuck French?
Joe: I'm going to France.
Abe: You should go to China.
Joe: I'm going to France.
Abe: I'm from the future. You should go to China. "
Looper had quite some good conversations
Joe: I'm going to France.
Abe: You should go to China.
Joe: I'm going to France.
Abe: I'm from the future. You should go to China. "
Looper had quite some good conversations
"We can't stop here, this is bat country..."
Probably more a quote than a one-liner, but eh, fuck it.
Probably more a quote than a one-liner, but eh, fuck it.
Head of State:
Mays Gilliam: I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you're gettin' shot.
The whole That ain't right speech
Mays Gilliam: God bless America and everybody else.
Several from Four Lions
Barry: Bollocks, I'm a liability! I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!
Omar: Invisible? Right. Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11?
Barry: That is part of the plan! Hide in plain sight, you mug!
The four main characters show almost exactly what is going on in the minds of the terrorists.
Several from Khuda Ke Liye
The only English one on IMDB is:
Interrogator: ...what is between you and Osama Bin Laden?
Mansoor: I don't know. Maybe he is gay and he likes me!
But one of the most significant ones:
Moulana Wali: Deen main dari hai, dari main deen nahi. (Beard is in religion, religion is not in beard)
Referring to people in Pakistan who tell others to get beards and behave in certain ways while not knowing anything about Islam themselves. They focus on many external things to make themselves look good and religious but internally they can be horrible people. Can be applied to people like Fred Phelps.
And not a one liner but involves one line,
While in prison one of the main characters, Mansoor, writes "I love USA" many times on the wall, after enduring a lot of torture he writes he adds the letters MA to that line.
Mays Gilliam: I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you're gettin' shot.
The whole That ain't right speech
Mays Gilliam: God bless America and everybody else.
Several from Four Lions
Barry: Bollocks, I'm a liability! I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!
Omar: Invisible? Right. Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11?
Barry: That is part of the plan! Hide in plain sight, you mug!
The four main characters show almost exactly what is going on in the minds of the terrorists.
Several from Khuda Ke Liye
The only English one on IMDB is:
Interrogator: ...what is between you and Osama Bin Laden?
Mansoor: I don't know. Maybe he is gay and he likes me!
But one of the most significant ones:
Moulana Wali: Deen main dari hai, dari main deen nahi. (Beard is in religion, religion is not in beard)
Referring to people in Pakistan who tell others to get beards and behave in certain ways while not knowing anything about Islam themselves. They focus on many external things to make themselves look good and religious but internally they can be horrible people. Can be applied to people like Fred Phelps.
And not a one liner but involves one line,
While in prison one of the main characters, Mansoor, writes "I love USA" many times on the wall, after enduring a lot of torture he writes he adds the letters MA to that line.
Anything from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Seriously all the one-liners are so cheesy and amazing.
"What happened to Buzzsaw?" - "Oh, he had to split."
*blows up guy with a flamethrower* - "What a hot head."
"You should not drink and bake."
"Put that cookie down, NOW!"
The list goes on and on.
"What happened to Buzzsaw?" - "Oh, he had to split."
*blows up guy with a flamethrower* - "What a hot head."
"You should not drink and bake."
"Put that cookie down, NOW!"
The list goes on and on.
Mine is from The Evil Dead 2:
Evil Demon Lady: "I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul."
Ash: SWALLOW THIS! *shotgun to face*
Evil Demon Lady: "I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul."
Ash: SWALLOW THIS! *shotgun to face*
"I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY]"
"I have conquered the Holy Mountain horizontally! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zx34leGyN6Y#t=5952s]"
"Bloody typical--they've gone back to metric without telling us! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSQ5EsbT4cE]"
"I have conquered the Holy Mountain horizontally! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zx34leGyN6Y#t=5952s]"
"Bloody typical--they've gone back to metric without telling us! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSQ5EsbT4cE]"