Favorite movie quotes

[SomeBritishDude]

What's your favorite movie quote or quotes?

What's yours?

Mine's "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." from The Princess Bride.

This.

"Z's dead baby. Z's dead"-Pulp Fiction

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

"welcome to rivendell, Mr. Anderson"
oh wait, that never happened.

probably V's alliterative introduction in the film version of v for vendetta

 

[Cavouku]

...Really? No one's used this yet? Fine. Here goes.

"I'm Batman."

 

[laikenf]

Honestly, I can't really say it's my absolute favorite but it's the one that keeps on popping in my head lately:
"I created the truth out of what people needed and what they believe, if I have to crucify you to save the world than I'll crucify you, if I have to resurrect you again than I'll do that too whether you like it or not...". Saint Paul to Jesus Christ on "The Last Temptation of Christ"

 

[blade2k]

Boondock Saints

Connor: We haven't really got a system of deciding who, Roc. It's, uh...
Rocco: Me! *Me*! I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're f******! I know where they live! We could kill *everyone.*
Murphy: So what do you think?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it

 

[freak__76]

-mum, dad, it's evil. don't touch it...
*BOOM*

choclate chip cookie for whoever guesses the movie.

 

[infinisynth]

"I'll fag your face!"
from Idiocracy

 

[Darth Pope]

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it."-Tommy Lee Jones as agent K.

I find this statement very insightful.

 

[Deleric]

ENGLISH ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Samuel Jackson. Not sure which movie.

Pulp Fiction, buddy. Almost every other role Samuel Jackson has been in is modeled after this one.

 

[DogofRaw]

'This is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world...(snip).. So you gotta ask yourself, Am I feelling lucky? ...Well are ya, Punk.'

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

*Rides Nuke.*

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

ENGLISH ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Samuel Jackson. Not sure which movie.

Pulp Fiction, buddy. Almost every other role Samuel Jackson has been in is modeled after this one.

With the exception of Mace Windu I assume? I can't really imagine him being that cocky...though he does have a purple lightsaber.

Attention seeker...

 

[Iampringles]

Anything from Pulp Fiction.

Man, that film has mighty fine dialogue.

 

[The Shade]

-mum, dad, it's evil. don't touch it...
*BOOM*

choclate chip cookie for whoever guesses the movie.

RETURN THE MAP. RETURN WHAT YOU HAVE STOLEN.

 

[Darkmaster127]

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

*Rides Nuke.*

Get off the nuclear warhead.


Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?
Malloy: The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!
Snake Plissken: [sarcastic] Land of the free.

A sad truth about the world today, not this bad yet, but John Carpenter was close

 

[pipboy2010]

"I aim to misbehave."

 

[SteakHeart]

"Let us say that I have a milkshake, and you have a milkshake. And I have a straw that reaches all the way across the room. So what do I do? I drink your milkshake. Shlrrrp. Do you hear me? I! Drink! Your! MILKSHAKE!"

 

[Kasawd]

"No thank you, Turkish, I'm sweet enough"

- Bricktop, Snatch

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

"Say goodbye to your Nazi balls!" *BANG* *BANG*

Inglourious Basterds.

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!
- Dr. Strangelove

What's your favorite movie quote or quotes?

What's yours?

Mine's "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." from The Princess Bride.

These all tie for first with me.

 

[Spaghetti]

"Do you want me to holepunch your face!?!" Jamie MacDonald aka the 'Crossest man in Scotland' from In the Loop

"Don't call me fucking English again" Malcolm Tucker - In the Loop

"If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot right now" Zaphod Beeblebrox - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy