Favorite Movie quotes

[Redryhno]

I know this has probably been done before, but I haven't seen it recently so I decided to put it up.


My two favorite would have to be Fantastic Mr. Fox:
"special skills?"
"Demolitions Expert!"
"What, how, when?"
"Fires, explosions, burning things!"
"ok, demolitions expert, check?"

or Princess Bride:
"Wesley, what about the ROUS's?"
"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't thing they exist."
ROUS jumps into camera angle onto Wesley
"ROWR, nomnom"

 

[Dr Druza]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

 

[Rnr1224]

Big lebowski:
"Do you really have to use so many curse words?"
"What the fuck you talking about, man?"

 

[Gyrohelix]

Major Payne:
Major Payne: You want a little trick to take your mind of that pain?
*Major Payne snaps soldier's ring finger in a position so it crosses the index finger*
Wounded Soldier: AHHHHHHHHHH! MY FINGER! MY FINGER!!!
Major Payne: Not thinking about your leg now are ya?

 

[WalrusPowers]

Napoleon Dynamite:

Don: So what did you do over the holiday, Napoleon?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What gun did you use?
Napoleon: A freaking 12-gauge, what do you think?

 

[FoolKiller]

There are some great ones in Boondock Saints but my personal favourite is early in the movie:

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here"

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Jackie Brown:

"I shot Melonie"
"You shot her?! Is she dead?!"
"...Kinda"
"What do you mean KINDA?! Is she or isn't she dead?!?!"

 

[6SteW6]

Due Date:

RDJ quotes a line of shakespeare

Peter: "That was Shakespeare, heard of him?"

Ethan: "Yes I've heard of him, he's a famous Pirate. By the way, it's Shakes Beard."

Lo:

Justin: [while having an argument with his brain through a cut in his hand] Shut up! Shut up, my brain!


And lastly Predator:

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

All of them make me chuckle when I think of em

 

[N_of_the_dead]

Ghostbusters
Peter: Grab your sticks!
Ray,Egon,Winston: HOLDIN'!
Peter: Heat 'em up!
Ray,Egon,Winston: SMOKIN'!
Peter: Make 'em hard!
Ray,Egon,Winston: READY!
Peter: Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown... THROW IT!

 

[I.N.producer]

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT?" - Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Army of Darkness AKA Bruce Campbell

I like to think that every one of his characters is a facet of his personality, so his character is him.

 

[emeraldrafael]

ODoyle Rules!

...

But seriously, I liked the tip discussion at the beginning of Reservoir Dogs.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Pulp Fiction's Marvin Scene

Travolta: Oh shit I shot Marvin in the Face!!!

Jacksona Fuck did you do?

Travolta: I don't know you must have hit a bump or something.

What does it say about my mental state, that that makes my ass roll with laughter?

 

[Dango]

I'll go with:

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

"IM GONNA RIP THE EYES OUTTA YOUR HEAD AND PISS IN YOUR DEAD SKULL! YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!" Colonel Nathan R. Jessup (Jack Nicholson) A Few Good Men

"Hail to the king, baby." Ashley "Ash" J Williams (Bruce Campbell) Army of Darkness

 

[OutcastBOS]

Scott Pilgrim:
*Scott's being forced by Wallace to break up with Knives, and it turns out that Wallace has been sleeping with someone who already had a girlfriend*
Scott: Double standard!
Wallace: Hey, I don't make up the gay rulebook. If you don't like it, take it up with Liberace's ghost. Now give me the bacon and do your dirt.

 

[gostchiken]

DING DONG ************!! DING DONG!!

 

[clanknfrends]

"hard men doing hard work gives me a hard-on"
Rocco, Boondock Saints 2

 

[Phlakes]

"Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?"

"A... picture of me?"

"No, the definition of the word 'idiot', which you fucking are!"

"hard men doing hard work gives me a hard-on"
Rocco, Boondock Saints 2

Also, this entire speech.

 

[Mafoobula]

Tony Montana:

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
(I'm a sucker for a good monologue)


Blade:

You obviously... do not know... who you ARE FUCKING WITH!

Blade: How do you feel?
Whistler: Like hammered shit.
(I use the phrase "hammered shit" quite a bit, thanks to this movie)

And a few others, but these ones sprung to mind fairly quickly.