Favorite one liner

[Dirty Apple]

It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger one to laugh at him.
I can run faster scared, than you can slipping on my feces.
Before you judge someone, you should always walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, AND you have their shoes.

 

[KosherGreenBean]

"I'll see peace back on Earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands!"

 

[Hoyukikage]

"All your base are belong to us."
"Now your thinking with portals."
"FALCON PAUNCH!"

 

[realityglitch]

"What the fuck have you done lately?" from Wanted.

 

[Dark42]

You arent leading nothing but Jack and Shit and Jack left town!!

Thats two I forgot.
See the entire movie is nothing but one liners, and good ones at that.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

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from the movie anchorman when they fall in a bear pt ron yells out to everyone "hit 'em in the uvula!" i have no idea what that means but i pissed myself when i heard it.

The uvula is the hole at the end of the penis.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

The uvula is the punching bag in the back of your throat.

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Just kicked myself for that. You're absolutely right. the URETHRA is the hole at the end of the penis [

 

[SquirrelPants]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

^That.

And also: "HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!"

 

[mathias53]

"I aim to misbehave" - Mal
"Shiny, lets be bad guys" - Jayne
"Im a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar" - Wash
Anything from Firefly or Serenity is awesome.

Or the greatest reply to a surrender in history, at the Battle of the Bulge when the Germans asked for the American surrender the American general in charge replied "nuts"

 

[Green Tentacle]

"War, War Never Changes"

 

[wbf_shez]

"What? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door"

or...

"This is my boomstick"

Bruce Campbell for the win.

 

[Afterburn]

"War, War Never Changes"

"War has changed."
- Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 4


And as for my favorite..

"You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Show your loyalty!"
- The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3

 

[Weaver]

Your ass is grass and I've got a weed whacker.

 

[super bunny]

"Problem officer?"

Did you put on your cool face?

And my favorite game quote, "I can't carry any more."

 

[Borys]

I didn't read the thread so this may be a repost:

"I vanted orange and it gave me lemon-lime" - Gunther from Deus Ex
"I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled!" - Joneleth Irenicus from Baldur's Gate 2

 

[0thello]

Didn't the Joker have an awesome line? Something like

"It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic......


Ah what the heck, I'll laugh anyway - HAHAHAHAHAAA"

 

[Mechanowar]

"Hit the boxes!"
"Get close!"
"Hit the boxes!"
"Make the gap!"
"Hit the boxes!"
"Overtake!"
"Hit the boxes!"

Damn that director from Stuntman! What does he have against boxes?!

 

[Cheesebob]

"I am not your boot lick!"

Khorne Beserker