Favorite one liner

[Lusperus]

You better try a new trick *points knife* cause that one's gettin' old.
Or
A worm!! They're sinking cities with a gigantic worm!
Or
John. Bonham. Rocks.

 

[NeoDeath90]

"I'm in a box"- Solid Snake

 

[teisjm]

"For the Red Wall!" or "FOR THE PONY!"
No one gets it. And I don't bother explaining it. Well, some people get the pony one. LFG anyone?

Its just "For Pony" if you're refering to Richard's battle cry.

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and to keep it LFG i'll add "I swear that orphanage attacked me" may not be 100% correct but close at least

 

[Sronpop]

'Because he is a big stupid jellyfish' - Shepard, Mass Effect

or one my friend told me, which applies to so many situations

'If the river runs red, use the dirt track instead', which is much better than the cliched 'When in doubt, pull out'.

 

[Iskenator67]

If you could reason with religious people there would be no religious people. -House

 

[Loiosh91]

"Flying's easy, just fall and miss the ground"

 

[quack35]

"I put it in my mana zone!"

It's all about the mana zone.

 

[Micah Weil]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
-Adam Savage

 

[Sindaine]

'Bang, you DEAD!'

 

[Neonbob]

"Masturbation is the sound of one hand clapping."
"It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end."

 

[Moosey1245]

I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you!

hehe +1 for oblivion!

 

[Khazoth]

"What happened down there? Revolution? Vacation? Somebody fart?"

 

[Internet Kraken]

"DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA"

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

Prince of Persia Sands of Time. The Prince talking to himself:

"Oh...you ment THESE baths? I'm sorry, i thought you ment the baths over the other side of the city! I was over there having a scented bath! You should have come with m- STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!"

I think a nifty line from PoP:SoT was: "She thinks this is a game." (In response to Farah's flirting)

I also like the bit where they got split up.

"Find my way back to the baths from here? Sure sounds easy. Ill just go up to the next sand creature I see and say, "Hey. Could you please direct me to the baths?" "Sure my good man! I used to be a bath attendent back when I was still alive."

 

[epaulet]

"You're not the only one who can ride the wind Barbariccia!" just because it looks okay in text but if it were voice acted it couldn't have been well done.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

surely any mancho one liners from resi 4 or 5 lol...

 

[PandarenBa]

"Your heart... will explode..."

C'thun is awesome.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

"For the Red Wall!" or "FOR THE PONY!"
No one gets it. And I don't bother explaining it. Well, some people get the pony one. LFG anyone?

Its just "For Pony" if you're refering to Richard's battle cry.

y

and to keep it LFG i'll add "I swear that orphanage attacked me" may not be 100% correct but close at least

Pretty Sure Its "You All Saw it, That Orphanage attacked me"

I shall add "Come Get SOME!!!" i forgewt what it is off, but i find it funny

 

[AlexTheBucket2112]

Yo momma (insert witty ending here)

 

[kommando367]

"Lets welcome chaos!" Guess the reference