Favorite one liner

[newguy77]

I'm here to kick ass and play cards... and I'm all out of ass.

Sorry if this has been said already.

 

[MrNades]

"Boom, *****!"
I love to say that when I own someone in Duel Monsters. Yes. I play a childrens card game. Got a problem with it?

I also made my own one liner. I play with an ALIEN deck.
"You have just been anal probed."

/Edit:

"For the Red Wall!" or "FOR THE PONY!"
No one gets it. And I don't bother explaining it. Well, some people get the pony one. LFG anyone?

LFG FTW

 

[shadowelancer]

"Boom, *****!"
I love to say that when I own someone in Duel Monsters. Yes. I play a childrens card game. Got a problem with it?

I also made my own one liner. I play with an ALIEN deck.
"You have just been anal probed."

/Edit:

"For the Red Wall!" or "FOR THE PONY!"
No one gets it. And I don't bother explaining it. Well, some people get the pony one. LFG anyone?

LFG FTW

Yes LFG FTW indeed my friend.

 

[Nova Tendril]

Reload Doctor Freeman.

"He's using a damned crowbar!"

"Did you see that? I helped Doctor Freeman."

 

[tibnik]

Not sure if it was already said and it isn't necesarily a one liner.
Arnold "Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied." Drops him off a cliff.

 

[dragoniv1]

You arent leading nothing but Jack and Shit and Jack left town!!

 

[Intoxicain]

I grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!

 

[shadowelancer]

Reload Doctor Freeman.

"He's using a damned crowbar!"

"Did you see that? I helped Doctor Freeman."

"I can be just like freeman "blah blah blah i never say anything""

 

[grotbag]

Nobody move!! You're surrounded by armed Bastards!

 

[shadowelancer]

"ITS TIME TO SPLIT"
"Ill take the next one"

 

[herzkos]

"do you want to live forever"

 

[Lukirre]

"Woo! Yeah, bring it on sucka! This my kind of shit!"

and

"I'm saying that if the President does it, then it's NOT illegal!"

 

[mechadude]

"The president has been kidnapped by ninja's. are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
-Bad Dudes, NES

 

[ultimateshadowx]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Sporky111]

"Compare your lives to mine and then KILL YOURSELVES"
-Bender

Always good for a victory, but also works as a battlecry.

 

[Cylem]

"What is this ominous light that threatens to engulf us all!?"

I've been playing Tales of Symphonia... >_>;;

"COURAGE IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY!"

That inspirational quote cheers me up for an entirely different reason than what was intended.

 

[I_LIKE_CAKE]

RANDELLLL JEEENKINNNNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[xdavidio92x]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Oh GAWD no! Anything but that!

 

[Griloch]

"I'm gonna turn your face into a jigsaw puzzle and choke on the pieces!"

 

[N-Sef]

'Woah slow down babe, well well what do we have here? If Nature calls it's in the back' - Dante.

Dante from Devil May Cry is the supreme one liner king of video games.