Favorite Punchline

[katsabas]

What was the line in a movie that sent a chill down your spine or made you laugh until you realized you were not alone in the cinema? Post it!

In The Emperor's New Groove, the waterfall scene. ''Bring it on''.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Fight Club has a lot of these, but Marla's "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" takes the cake for me.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Urgh76]

What was the line in a movie that sent a chill down your spine or made you laugh until you realized you were not alone in the cinema? Post it!

In The Emperor's New Groove, the waterfall scene. ''Bring it on''.

lol i remember that!

Apa: Uh Kuzco!

Kuzco: Wait, don't tell me, waterfall

Apa: Yup

Kuzco: Bring it on

OT: That scene in UP where Russel says "those buildings look so close that i can touch them!"

Then i laughed hard at the old guy's little "vision"

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

What was the line in a movie that sent a chill down your spine or made you laugh until you realized you were not alone in the cinema? Post it!

In The Emperor's New Groove, the waterfall scene. ''Bring it on''.

lol i remember that!

Apa: Uh Kuzco!

Kuzco: Wait, don't tell me, waterfall

Apa: Yup

Kuzco: Bring it on

OT: That scene in UP where Russel says "those buildings look so close that i can touch them!"

Then i laughed hard at the old guy's little "vision"

You missed a line:

Kuzco: Lots of sharp rocks at the bottom?

Apa: Probably.

Kuzco: Bring it on...

That is a movie you can enjoy at any age.

 

[reg42]

I did a skit for my drama depo at school, for an information evening. One of the parts went something like so:
[scene is doctors operating room]
Doctor: How did you get in here?
Person: Doctor, how is my grandfather?
Doctor: How did yo- What? Your grandfather? This man? Well he;s excellent, perfect, wonderful, never better, in fact I post go as far to say that he's perfect... He's dead.
Person: What?! How did this happen
Doctor: Well, it is my professional opinion that... Your grandfather... Died of... Plot convenience!

No one got it at the time, but I thought it was pretty funny.

 

[mmmurple]

So I said, "Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!"

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Anything from the later Nightmare on Elm Street's....like Freddy saying "Kung Fu this *****"

 

[Mar451]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass....and im all out of bubblegum

 

[Gavmando]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you get problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says, "No."
So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his arse with it.

Best punchline evar!

 

[Daffy F]

I did a skit for my drama depo at school, for an information evening. One of the parts went something like so:
[scene is doctors operating room]
Doctor: How did you get in here?
Person: Doctor, how is my grandfather?
Doctor: How did yo- What? Your grandfather? This man? Well he;s excellent, perfect, wonderful, never better, in fact I post go as far to say that he's perfect... He's dead.
Person: What?! How did this happen
Doctor: Well, it is my professional opinion that... Your grandfather... Died of... Plot convenience!

No one got it at the time, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Really? My Granpappy died of that too! Isn't it awful?

 

[reg42]

I did a skit for my drama depo at school, for an information evening. One of the parts went something like so:
[scene is doctors operating room]
Doctor: How did you get in here?
Person: Doctor, how is my grandfather?
Doctor: How did yo- What? Your grandfather? This man? Well he;s excellent, perfect, wonderful, never better, in fact I post go as far to say that he's perfect... He's dead.
Person: What?! How did this happen
Doctor: Well, it is my professional opinion that... Your grandfather... Died of... Plot convenience!

No one got it at the time, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Really? My Granpappy died of that too! Isn't it awful?

That's a damn shame. You two should start a counselling group.

 

[ribonuge]

Mark Corrigan: Yeah, so, er, Jeremy tells me you two watched a porno together. You know, I'd be into...
Toni: No, that was "The English Patient"

Oh David Mitchell, will you ever fail to make me laugh?