Favorite quote from anything.
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"Now stop shillyshallying, prep the ship and line up for your pre-flight coffee enemas."
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - Futurama
Professor Hubert Farnsworth - Futurama
I've remembered a couple more.
"I don't order you to fight, I order you to die"
- A british general at Gallipoli
And people wonder why so many died in those four years.
"Only a rabbit runs from the fight" (i.e. you guys are a bunch of pussies)
- Field Marshall sir Thomas Blamey to B company, 51st (I think) battalion AMF after holding off 1200 Japanese soldiers with ninety outclassed and outgunned militia before fighting a retreating action. After he said this, whenever he visited a hospital with men of B company, he'd find the men lying in their beds with lettuce hanging in thier mouths. Just staring at him flatly.
"Over here, overpaid and oversexed"
- Reffering to the american staff in Australia during world war two
"I don't order you to fight, I order you to die"
- A british general at Gallipoli
And people wonder why so many died in those four years.
"Only a rabbit runs from the fight" (i.e. you guys are a bunch of pussies)
- Field Marshall sir Thomas Blamey to B company, 51st (I think) battalion AMF after holding off 1200 Japanese soldiers with ninety outclassed and outgunned militia before fighting a retreating action. After he said this, whenever he visited a hospital with men of B company, he'd find the men lying in their beds with lettuce hanging in thier mouths. Just staring at him flatly.
"Over here, overpaid and oversexed"
- Reffering to the american staff in Australia during world war two
1: Caaarrlll??? Where are his hands???
2: Well, i umm, i cooked em up and ate 'em.
1: Caarrrlll!!!!
2: What?! my tummy was making the rumblies. The rumblies only hands could satisfy.
"Lamas with hats, (look it up on youtube)"
2: Well, i umm, i cooked em up and ate 'em.
1: Caarrrlll!!!!
2: What?! my tummy was making the rumblies. The rumblies only hands could satisfy.
"Lamas with hats, (look it up on youtube)"
"Wow...what are all those HEADS?"624 said:
"These are the Faces Of Evil."
That game was so horrible.
"You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'"
-George Bernard Shaw
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world...No, you move."
-Mark Twain
I have a ton of awesome quotes
-George Bernard Shaw
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world...No, you move."
-Mark Twain
I have a ton of awesome quotes
Ironicly one of my favorite Harvey Birdman Quotes ishypercube said:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only. The flight of a half man half bird, Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be, Cookies on dowels, all those moments lost in time, gone like eggs of a hookers stomach. Time to Die" - Phil Ken Sebben
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." - Thomas Paine
"But such is the irresistable nature of truth, that all it asks, and all it wants is the liberty of appearing." - Thomas Paine
"A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice." - Thomas Paine
"I've always found that the best way to be immortal is not getting yourself killed, like the best way to avoid divorce is not getting married."
- Tom Holt, Paint Your Dragon
Edit: i forgot this one:
"outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. inside of a dog it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx
"It's an ingenious solution to a problem that should never have existed." --James May, Top Gear.
"Damn it, Neil... it's Newanda" --Dead Poets' Society.
"I want to hear nothing but ripping!" --Robin Williams, Dead Poets' Society.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." --Jaws.
"Ah, it appears you're caught up the proverbial estuary without a means of locomotion... you're up a creek without a paddle." --SpaceQuest.
"It's a rock, it doesn't have any vulnerable spots!" --GalaxyQuest.
"...Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death." --Caboose, Red Vs. Blue.
"Oh, No! We've lapped the plot!" --Mystery Science Theater 3000.
"Damn it, Neil... it's Newanda" --Dead Poets' Society.
"I want to hear nothing but ripping!" --Robin Williams, Dead Poets' Society.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." --Jaws.
"Ah, it appears you're caught up the proverbial estuary without a means of locomotion... you're up a creek without a paddle." --SpaceQuest.
"It's a rock, it doesn't have any vulnerable spots!" --GalaxyQuest.
"...Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death." --Caboose, Red Vs. Blue.
"Oh, No! We've lapped the plot!" --Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Family guy: the episode after Brian gets dumped by Julian and he gets a new girlfriend only to find her cheating on him with Cleavlandrhyno435 said:
On topic
Always plan for the worst, that way all your surprises will be pleasant ones.
-Verin Mathwin
One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills.
-Mat Cauthon
bonus points if you know what book series these are from