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Easton Dark

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"Quantity is a quality all its own" - Stalin

Also I have a new one;


It scares me something fierce.
 

a Soviet Pie

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Red Vs. Blue quote:
Grif:Simmons, you've gone blind with imaginary power!
Simmons: Oh, but I think you'll find I've gone blind with very real power!

Simpson's Movie:
Soldier: Sir, I think you've gone mad with power!
Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? Its boring, no one listens to you!

And finally, the truly inspirational quote from Doctor Who:
"The way I see it, every life is a pile of both good and bad things. The good things do not always soften the bad things and make them less painful, but vice-versa, the bad things do not always spoil the good things and make them unimportant."

Oh, and Commander Shepard:
"Because it's a big, stupid, jellyfish!"
 

a Soviet Pie

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Oh, and almost forgot.

ME2:
Moridn:"Killed enemies in many ways, with guns, knives, drugs, once with farming equipment!"
 

Mr. Froggy

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"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon." Jimi Hendrix

"Everything is amazing and nobody is happy." IDK

"An honest man is one who knows he cannot consume more that he has produced." Ayn Rand
 

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Dectomax said:
Sir Issac Newton, the deadliest son of a ***** in space. ( Cookies for reference )
Im probably wrong,but is that from one of the Halo book?

OT: "I hate a man that lies,but I respect a man that lies well." Winston Churchill
 

Mr.Swiggly

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"Son of a B**** must pay" Jack Burton Big trouble in little china

"It's all in the reflexes" again Jack Burton Big trouble in little china

I'll take a potato chip and EAT IT!" Light Yagami
 

Valkyrie101

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'Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a huge appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.'

- Ronald Reagan
 

Dectomax

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Tucker154 said:
Dectomax said:
Sir Issac Newton, the deadliest son of a ***** in space. ( Cookies for reference )
Im probably wrong,but is that from one of the Halo book?

OT: "I hate a man that lies,but I respect a man that lies well." Winston Churchill
No, sir, it is not. No cookies for you!
 

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"It took hundreds to kill me, but I killed humans by the thousands! I am sublime! I am the true face of evil!"

"Sir are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
 

SovietSecrets

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"I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot" - Tyler the Creator
"Seek and ye shall find", they say, but they don't say what you'll find" - Cheshire Cat
 

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LongHairRocker said:
OT: "that's what she said"
So, time to get a little Wayne's World out here.

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick. "

"If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln"

"'Thursday ? purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is."


 

Dectomax

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Also, as any British citizen should know:
Never was so much owed, by so many, to so few.
 

berettastorm88

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easily some of my favorite,

Game:

Mass effect:
Tali: How can you fight your own people?
Wrex: Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.

Wrex: What?s with the helmets Tali? Are all Quarians shy, or do you not believe in letting outsiders see your faces?
Tali: No. Living in the clean environment of the flotilla has weakened our immune systems. The environmental suits protect against diseases.
Wrex: Naturally. Anything that isn?t constantly challenged grows weak.

Bioshock:
Andrew Ryan:"We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us."
Andrew Ryan:"Would you kindly?"
Half-Life:
G-man:"Prepare for unforseen consequences."
G-man:"Wake up, wake up and smell the ashes..."

Fall-out:
"War. War never changes."

Random:
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

my own:
"There are plenty of things to take a life, but not many to save one."
 

snojb

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Dectomax said:
snojb said:
Dectomax said:
Sir Issac Newton, the deadliest son of a ***** in space. ( Cookies for reference )
Mass Effect 2
Correct! Here, have a Cookie! *Gives a Cookie*
Thanks :)

Full conversation:

Gunnery Chief: [as the character enters the Citadel] This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferris slug, feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an everest class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3% of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means- Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-***** in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's first law?
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something. That can be a ship. Or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your targets. That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it". This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!