Wow, none of my personal favorite here?
I call him:
ORC SMASH!
if i cant lift a car, i'm not happy, if my armor is not 5 cm thick steel, i'm not happy, if i'm not swinging a weapon that outweighs my opponent by a factor of two digits, its not on.
Axes for preference, warhammers in a pinch.
I think the pure muscle-bound meathead is severely underrepresented nowadays, little sneaks and mages run about the place, but it takes balls and more balls to run up to a dragon with the intent to pit axe on claw... I always argue over who wins, rogues or warriors (in WoW its warriors, my friend disagrees) and i say it doesn't matter;
in the end its who gets the chicks, and after 10 years of bookstudy/light depravation mage/rogue-boy... i win in this also.
no offense though, i still needs heals.