Favorite Scott Pilgrim Quote?

bluefire93

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I recently rewatched the movie Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and was reminded of why I fell in love with the movie in the first place, to the point where I went out to buy and read all of the comics. After reading them, I discovered the cult following that the stories have on forums like this and wanted to know what the other escapists thought the best quotes from either the comics or movie were. Mine would have to be "Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."
 

Kahunaburger

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"Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it."

EDIT: Haha ninja'd by OP. I guess that's why you read before you post...
 

OutcastBOS

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Hehe, I liked the comic version better. "Scott, if your life had a face I'd punch it in the balls."

From the comic: Stephen Stills-Wants a damn burrito dammit.
Movie: "Ya know what? he just left."
 

Asuka Soryu

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"Can I get your autograph?"

Normally, that'd be dull, but since he says it after being punched, it comes off as hillarious.

"He punched the highlights out of her hair!"
 

BanicRhys

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Although the illustration and the context that go with it may contribute some humor.
 

Dense_Electric

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Off the top of my head, from Stills in vs. the Universe : "Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it in the balls."

From the film, it's of course: "It's milk and eggs, *****."
 

Cheesus333

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Let me consult my texts...



I have keep Calm and Carry On on shirts, calendars, posters - everywhere. And this is still the most inspirational thing I've ever read. Somehow.

Incidentally, on the last day of school, the girl I was sat next to when we saw Scott Pilgrim scrawled film quotes all over the back of my shirt :D
 

Rylot

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OutcastBOS said:
"Scott, if your life had a face I'd punch it in the balls."
That and Wallace Wells' bacon quote from the comics.

Edit, yeah the one that was just posted right before this. Damn that's a convenient ninja.
 

Eleuthera

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From the movie: "We're Sex Bob-omb, and we're here to play music and sell out and stuff"
 

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"Thanks, tool."

"Kick her in the balls!"

"The next click you'll hear is me hanging up... The one after that is me pulling the trigger."

"He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, and I kicked him so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth."

Too many to list, let alone pick from.