Favorite UNSKIPPABLE quotes?

[Joey245]

Basically what the title says. Too many Zero Punctuation threads out there, and it would be interesting to see favorite quotes from Unskippable.

Mine would have to be:

"Ezio's dad: A fine set of lungs.
Ezio's mom: What shall we call him?
Paul: LUNGMAN!!!
Dad: Ezio.
Paul: Ezio works too.
Dad: Ezio Auditori Delorenzo.
Paul: We can make Lungman his middle name."

"Graham: Man, the civil war would have been WAY cooler with Robots.
Paul: They had Robots in the civil war.
G: Really?
P: Yeah, why do you think the union wore blue all the time?
G: Huh."

From the same episode:

"Girl: Get ready, here she comes!
P: I can't see her! There's an airship in the way!"

You guys?

 

[Marter]

Any time Russell makes an appearance. He always makes me smile, and the quotes are usually pretty funny.

 

[Drunk Jedi]

"It's experiment time! We're testing the effects of bullets on you!"

 

[The Red Spy]

"Ohh, someone just double clicked"

"Final Fantasy, Dirge of stairs"... "Try new steddy cam, today"

 

[DividedUnity]

Probably overused at this point but "Bernie Noooo!!" because it was bernie that first got me into unskippable. Then I started watching LRR on their website after the 3rd episode of unskippable.

So thanks bernie.

 

[Aerodynamic]

"Hey kids, its Russel crow again."

Something along those lines.

 

[rosenhacker]

"Segata Kenshiro, Segata Kenshiro..."

 

[Solo-Wing]

"It's a space nipple!"
I know Yhatzee said that but it was my favorite line so far.

 

[ChupathingyX]

"Excuse us, could you direct us to Onimusha 3?"

 

[Osaka117]

Any comment making fun of the male protagonist (I don't know his name) of Valkyria Chronicles that relates everything that he says and does to sketching or fish, or sketching fish. Oh yeah, I remember his name; it's "Fishy McSketcherson"

 

[Pecoros7]

From Eternal Sonata
Graham: "No questions. Mommy's drunk."

from the same episode,
Girl: "What about the puddle? Will it make waves when the moon comes out, too?"
Graham: "No. That's stupid. God you're dumb."

Also from that episode (still my favorite episode)
Mother: "If you try your best, you'll bring joy to the person who means the most to you."
Paul: "Suicide may be your only option."
Graham: (Imitating a little girls voice) "Hail Hitler!"

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

"Hey Yuki your mom is hot". Their Grandia 3 video is probably my favourite.

 

[Anarchemitis]

And that was the second time I died.

 

[Aethren]

And that was the third time I died.

 

[Alfador_VII]

starring Mike Patton as.. The Darkness

 

[SckizoBoy]

As a chemist:

(on-screen) Free-Radical Studios presents...

Paul: Now, with more unpaired electrons than ever before.