Favorite video game quote

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Well, for the last one of this kind of thread I put Deadpool quotes, so....


"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"

Johnson, Halo 2

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Bioshock.

Now give me a cookie.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well. "

if you dont know whats that from you fail

Bioshock.

Now give me a cookie.

 

[Ghadente]

"All YOUR BASE BELONG TO US"

... that should be enough said really

but the dialogue from the original resident evil, so masterfuly executed, just sticks out in my mind...
"Jill, here is a lockpick. It
might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
Barry says "what is this/it?" enough times for it to be a drinking game.

 

[lava_lamp]

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well. "

if you dont know whats that from you fail

There has been a lot of good lines in games, but none have blown me away as much as Andrew Ryan's dialogue. I just really hope that the sequel shows the same style in writing for SOMEONE. Rapture needs its poets as much as it needs its insane scientists.

me too im very skeptical of the sequel
it doesnt look very good

why must all good series die

 

[Ghadente]

Well, for the last one of this kind of thread I put Deadpool quotes, so....

Umm hell yea! there is always room for deadpool quotes, i mean come on its easy, all you have to do is just break the 4th wall
what games have deadpool in them though? besides marvel alliance

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Sorry about the double posting. I forgot to hit quote......

"Those are some nice wings. If I plucked and roasted them, would they taste like chicken?"

"I don't know much about fighting with bare hands, but I'm good with my fists, if you know what I mean."

"You're certainly got the size, but moving that slow is just as bad as finishing too fast."

"I'll snap your spine and... bah, there's no point in even trying to talk to you!"

"You're completely out of sync. Get out of here before I re-tune your face!"

"I'm worn out. Please, stop moving already. I've never seen such weak thrusting. What, are you trying to make me beg for it?"

I-No, Guilty Gear

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Well, for the last one of this kind of thread I put Deadpool quotes, so....

Umm hell yea! there is always room for deadpool quotes, i mean come on its easy, all you have to do is just break the 4th wall
what games have deadpool in them though? besides marvel alliance

He's in one of the X Men Legends games.

 

[SidVicious]

"What're ya buyin'?" or maybe "What're ya sellin'?"

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

"We found this cereal killer!"
"Serial Killer?!"
"Wheat, Oats, Barley, He was cuttin' 'em all down!"
Armed and Dangerous.

 

[Chinchama]

Mine is dumb, really dumb, but whatever. When playing COD:W@W online, when your teammates throw a sticky grenade and they are close to you it makes them say, "STICKY COMING IN!"

It made me laugh. STOP JUDGING ME!

 

[PoToGo]

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend: the companion cube. Of course he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here on your personal file. Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned. Shall. Not. Be. Mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too.....Speaking of curiousity. You're curious of what happens after you die, right? Guess what. I know. You're going to find out first hand before I finish explaining it though. So I won't bother. Here's a hint. You're going to want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes."

I know that was way too long. But I love it.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Screw it.....GUILTY GEAR FTW!!!!!

"HAVE YOU HEARD THE SAYING "PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT"? IT'S A TOTAL LIE, THE DUMB WILL ALWAY BE DUMB." Robo-Ky

"RAIDO ZAH RIGHTNINGAH!!! " Ky Kiske

"If you don't wanna sing for me, just say so. I'd be happy to beat the sound outta you." Sol Bad Guy

"PFFFT, NINJAS ARE AN OLD WIVES' TALE. IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK... " Robo-Ky

"WHAT? THE CREW ON YOUR SHIP ARE ALL FEMALES? OH MY DAMN! IT'S LIKE A PARADISE! I CALL DIBS!" Robo-Ky

"I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU DON'T LOOK BAD, BUT MY SENSORS DON'T GO "SCHWING" FOR NO REASON." Robo-Ky

"Why are you arching your back like that? Was it that good for you?" I-No

"You may be old, but you haven't gone soft yet, have you? Come on, let's play some more!" I-No

"You wave around your naked weapon and pounce on women? My, you're quite the beast, aren't you, boy?" I-No

I-No is so naughty, isn't she?

 

[NoDamnNames]

If i could quote the entire script of Evil Dead: Fistful of Boomstick I would.

 

[Sporky111]

One I just heard today:
"How dare you interrupt me. Only I interrupt me!"
From the crazy leader of the shivering isles (Oblivion. But I forgot his name already)
That guy is full of quotable stuff

 

[paladinkratos]

this is a moent that is sort of caused in a video game.
i was going for the achievement psycotic prankster in fallout 3, So i decided to place a grenade in the confessor's pants. so right as he said
"give yourself to Atom" he blew up. it was perfect timing

 

[MrNixon21]

I can't believe none of you thought of one of the greatest quotes in all of video game geekdom:

"Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

-Shodan, System Shock 2

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTAVTkQx72w

this ^ !!!

 

[tacomonkey 360]

favorite quotes:The titties will stay in my mind forever, (Roman bellic)
its so god dam funny

 

[J234]

Well, for the last one of this kind of thread I put Deadpool quotes, so....


"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"

Johnson, Halo 2

HOORAH!!

Avery Johnson took every award for "most bad-ass lines" and "most scenes shown smoking/eating cigar".