Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Nyan Cat]

"When life gives you lemons, make lemon juice."

It's so simple, the rest of you don't know what your talking about.

 

[Lekonua]

"When life gives you lemons, make applesauce!"

Ah, Rugrats. What happened to all the good cartoons?

 

[Weener]

From Clone High

"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons. And make super lemons"

-Principal Scudworth

 

[Lust x3]

When life gives you lemons,squeeze them in peoples eyes and haul ass

 

[Ben Jamin]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Then its all like
"GOD BERRY, King of the Juuuuuuuuuuuice"
I loled

 

[Xorghul]

Never heard any lemon quotes before, but my favourite quote is "Memento mori".

 

[XJ-0461]

"When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in life's eyes and demand oranges, goddammit!"

 

[Meado]

When life gives you lemons, feed them to your dog. That shit's hilarious.

 

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When life gives you lemons..you'll pee a lot

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When life gives you lemons throw them at old people..

 

[InProgress]

When life gives you lemons...demand for a refund and then complain at the Department of Consumers Protection.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

when life gives you lemons, go get high and laid and stop obssessing over a bunch of lemons

 

[zacaron]

not really a quote but I find this very funny

 

[LilGherkin]

When live gives you Jack Lemmons make Days of Wine and Roses.

 

[Captain Wes]

When life gives you Lennons realease many ablums consisting soley of Imagine and refuse to let them join The Beatles or see their child again. It's your group of Lennons and you can do with them what you please.

 

[King_Pickles]

If god gives you lemons you find a new god

 

[necromanzer52]

When life gives you lemons make lemonade.
When life gives you rice make jelly filled donuts.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

When life gives you lemons, hey, free lemons!

 

[IamQ]

When life gives you lemons, you refuse.

 

[Agent Larkin]

When Life gives you Lemons Throw them at people.