Favorite Worst Junk Food

[AcacianLeaves]

We are gamers, we aren't cookers! We need food that we can eat in between combos and during cutscenes! Food that only takes minutes or seconds to prepare, and can be quickly consumed without needing such frivolous accessories like a plate or a table!

Unfortunately most foods like that are the kind you eat knowing full well that you are shaving days off your life. Some are so bad that you weep bitterly while stuffing your face (maybe).

What's your favorite junk food that you know is slowly (or quickly, as the case may be) killing you.

I have two. Kraft Easy-Mac. I hates it. I loves it! But I hates it...

Also this place called "Big Bites". They have these things called "Phat Sandwiches" that combine everything that is wrong and delicious about fast food into sandwich form. My favorite is the Phat ***** - cheesesteak, fried chicken fingers, fried mozzarella sticks, french fries, mayo and ketchup on a sub sandwich bun.

And I'm surprisingly not a giant fatass. Yet. Give it time.

What's your favorite?

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

Burger King Double Stacker burgers. They are so bad for me, and I feel like shit when I eat them, but Goddamn they're tasty.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Kraft Easy-Mac with a packet of Cajun Sparkle from Popeye's in it. I cried tears of joy the day I found this beautiful combination.

 

[zohmbee]

My favorite is the Phat ***** - cheesesteak, fried chicken fingers, fried mozzarella sticks, french fries, mayo and ketchup on a sub sandwich bun.

And I'm surprisingly not a giant fatass. Yet. Give it time.

O_O I envy you.

OT: Um, tostitos and that weird cheesy salsa-y stuff. I guess. I don't remember every junky food I've ever consumed.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Surprisingly, I don't eat a lot of junk food. My parents don't like to keep a bunch of processed garbage in the house, so I bake most of our bread and cookies and stuff.

But when I make doughnuts... Oh god... I eat like a dozen by myself.

Also, popcorn. With all the butter, sugar, and salt I put on it, it's so delicious.

I use a lot of butter...

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

Surprisingly, I don't eat a lot of junk food. My parents don't like to keep a bunch of processed garbage in the house, so I bake most of our bread and cookies and stuff.

But when I make doughnuts... Oh god... I eat like a dozen by myself.

Also, popcorn. With all the butter, sugar, and salt I put on it, it's so delicious.

I use a lot of butter...

Sugar?

I am cautiously interested.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Ben and Jerries ice cream. It isn't bad for you unless you, like me, eat an entire pint in one sitting. I seldom eat the stuff though so, I'm not morbidly obese yet.

 

[NeuroticMarshmallow]

I'm tempted by a lot of food But of all the junk food-Ramen will be death of me I know it. But its so easy to make and delicious to eat.
Also close second would be the kids meal version of the cheese burger at McDonalds. Yes, I still order kids because of that and they seem to be properly proportioned,no?

 

[AcacianLeaves]

YES! Popcorn with Sugar is mana from heaven!

It's also known as Kettle-Corn if you buy it pre-packaged. NOM NOM NOM

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Trolli Britecrawlers a.k.a. sugar-coated gummiworms. Damn things are too delicious.

I shall upon the worms until deceased, whereupon the worms shall feed on me.

 

[likalaruku]

I actually am a cook, but uh...I'm not into trying to eat a porkchop with one hand while playing Serious Sam, so......


Cheezits, yellowfin tuna on Ritz, doughnut, Yan-Yan, Pocky, Hello Panda, Pucca, Gumi, European chocolate (because Hersheys & Nestle taste like shit), pomegranite seeds, canned laichi (lychee), canned pears, canned green beans, oil tuna with sunflower seeds & grannulated garlic, peanutbutter-jelly sand with either butter or bannana added, sweet butterless popcorn to choke on, dry sugary cereals, ketchupy chicken tenders, coffee, tea, Ovaltine, soda (drink it rarely).

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Ben and Jerries ice cream. It isn't bad for you unless you, like me, eat an entire pint in one sitting. I seldom eat the stuff though so, I'm not morbidly obese yet.

Keyword "yet"

 

[AcacianLeaves]

European chocolate (because Hersheys & Nestle taste like shit)

Yeah, that's because American chocolate companies add wax to their mix in order to stretch the chocolate flavor and increase profits. It's really awful, once you've had the good foreign chocolate there's no turning back.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Doritos

Delicious yet very painful

 

[Mozared]

While I'm a fan of hamburgers, I think I prefer kroketten, frikandellen and kaassouflé's. Though I think only the last one might be known outside of the Netherlands. You Americans could learn from us in the snack department.

 

[A Weary Exile]

The McGriddle. Everything that is wrong with America and everything that is right about it.

 

[Vimbert]

Cheez-Its. On several occasions I have eaten most of the box in a sitting, then hung my head in shame.

 

[likalaruku]

European chocolate (because Hersheys & Nestle taste like shit)

Yeah, that's because American chocolate companies add wax to their mix in order to stretch the chocolate flavor and increase profits. It's really awful, once you've had the good foreign chocolate there's no turning back.

They do? That's awful X_x My irk was that they use too much sugar & that their Dark Chocolate is soft, contains milk, & has more than 6 grams of sugar....it should be crunchy, bitter, & lactose-free.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

I don't normally eat a lot of junk food or keep a lot of it around. Which is strange considering I'm a college student. But I will admit that I have my guilty pleasures. The list is mainly comprised of Cheez-its, hot Cheetos on occasion, and I dunno if these're considered junk food, but Goldfish.

 

[LogicNProportion]

I make this thing I like to call 'Pizza-Cake'.

It's basically layered pizza, fried in a covering of dough, which is then has spreaded melted butter and sprinkled cheeses and deli meats all over it.

One slice will give you a heart attack.

Two slices may very well cure cancer.