Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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"It's like walking down a road in the middle of nowhere and stopping every five steps to crack yourself in the eye with a hammer...and the road is a million miles long...and the hammer is made of wank."
'What the fuck happened to Clive Winston? In his place we have this giggly Jpop creature and you can't play classic rock with that... thing, it's like cockslapping the Mona Lisa'. From the Guitar Hero 3 review.
'That is what we call a Dick Move!' (Can't remember which review that's from).
The entirety of his Duke Nukem review. Pure brilliance, in my opinion.
Also, the last bits to his first Lara Croft review and the Halo Wars review both had me in hysterics the first time I watched them.
'That is what we call a Dick Move!' (Can't remember which review that's from).
The entirety of his Duke Nukem review. Pure brilliance, in my opinion.
Also, the last bits to his first Lara Croft review and the Halo Wars review both had me in hysterics the first time I watched them.
Hmm...tie between:
andZP: Tomb Raider Anniversary said:
and, wellH.A.W.X. said:
H.A.W.X. said:
At the moment it's:
?The weird thing about Chinatown Wars so far is that all its faults are balance by its other fault. Stupid enemies compensate for shitty controls, the easiness of trading makes up for its banality. All the foulness mixes together to make something halfway decent in the middle. It?s almost prodigious in it?s retarded genius.?
?The weird thing about Chinatown Wars so far is that all its faults are balance by its other fault. Stupid enemies compensate for shitty controls, the easiness of trading makes up for its banality. All the foulness mixes together to make something halfway decent in the middle. It?s almost prodigious in it?s retarded genius.?
The cymbals look like two inbred twins, the kind whose names you ahve to call three times before they know you're talking to them.
Bull Fucking Shit. All possible threats were dead...etc.
Boingo, boingo, whoopsy, knickers.
Bull Fucking Shit. All possible threats were dead...etc.
Boingo, boingo, whoopsy, knickers.
"It just goes to show you, never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding, and you spend all afternoon explaining that, but no ones going to eat it because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"
"whinged myself inside out"
"lying prone only drops your eye level another inch or so. So your charachter is either extemely fat or uncomfertably well endowed. Probably the first one judging by how often you have to stop for a breather and a sausage roll while running cross country."
Both from ESS TEE AY ELL KAY EE AAR Clear Sky.
And lots of lines from "Mailbag Showdown"
"lying prone only drops your eye level another inch or so. So your charachter is either extemely fat or uncomfertably well endowed. Probably the first one judging by how often you have to stop for a breather and a sausage roll while running cross country."
Both from ESS TEE AY ELL KAY EE AAR Clear Sky.
And lots of lines from "Mailbag Showdown"
From Condemed 2 Bloodshot:
What made the last level of condemed 1 so great was that it was in a normal house just like yours down to every last detail like the serial killer living under your bed whos standing behind you right now but don't look because that would really piss him off
What made the last level of condemed 1 so great was that it was in a normal house just like yours down to every last detail like the serial killer living under your bed whos standing behind you right now but don't look because that would really piss him off
...it just goes to show that Batman is always the least interesting character in anything he's in. There's not much else you can do with a character who's first response to anything is either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing spray... THEN punching it.
-Batman: Arkham Asylum
-Batman: Arkham Asylum
