Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote

[skerfan]

What is your favorite quote from Zero Punctuation?

My Favorite Quote:

"As the man said to the guy who invented the feces-powered helicopter, THIS S*** WILL NOT FLY!

 

[Cherry Cola]

"Fuck"

It's just the way he says it, it's hilarious.

 

[Nobodyman]

"This "helpful fairy character" is like Navi with a cheese-grader taped to her face!"

Thats the only one i can think of right now.

 

[Armored Prayer]

"To please the Octopus in my head!"

That quote might not be right but you know what I mean.

 

[Scumpernickle]

"Allow me to hold you face under the putrecent waters of knowledge"

 

[minidevil921]

"And it is always stars"

 

[Mechanix]

Smack her across the tits.

 

[Ftaghn To You Too]

"Allow me to hold you face under the putrecent waters of knowledge"

That and:
"Short answer no. Long answer, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

 

[Deathsane]

This has been done many times before.

OT: anything he says in his funny accent

 

[Arkvoodle]

"The day I (insert undesireable action here) will be the day I swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my butt and floss myself to death."

 

[Dorian]

"How about 4? As in FORK YOU!"

Mostly because that's the only one that I actually use outside of my inner child mind.

 

[Nobodyman]

WAIT i got another one!

"... with a level of violence that ranging between excessive to completly off it's tits" (on God of War)

 

[StonkThis]

Go Team Retard.

 

[AkJay]

I don't know the exact words, but the one where he basically calls fans whiney complaining dipshits.

 

[Sethzard]

"some people also find fat people sexy, I don't understand them myself but then most people don't understand why I like putting lettuce around my cock and hiding it in other people's salad."

 

[grimsprice]

In B4 "sigh, another yahtzee worshiper, we don't like yahtzee worshiping."

Probably pants on head retarded or short answer no, long answer noooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Avatar Roku]

I want you to take part in a practical demonstration. Find a pen or other similarly dimensioned objected in the detritus surrounding your computer. Seriously, pause the video and get one. Don't sit around waiting to see where I'm going with this just do it. [short pause] Right, now, when I'm done talking, pause the video again and place that object between the third and fourth fingers on your hand, then squeeze with your other hand. [short pause] You may have noticed that his really fucking hurts and you are now in a great deal of pain. Congratulations, you've just received your punishment for not buying Psychonauts.

 

[Brownie101]

"As the zookeeper said to the last male panda: F*** THAT!"

Annnd of course "You can tell it's a PC exclusive game because the manual is thick enough to beat goats to death with."

 

[InifniteWit]

"Short answer no. Long answer, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

Beat me to it. Also; QFT

 

[Bayushi_Kouya]

So many to pick from.

"Go Team Retard!"
" . . . unmistakable smell of mangled octopus giblets."
"I refuse to call it a blog, because that sounds like the sort of creature that lives at the bottom of a river and communicates only in farts."

Honorable mention bit with Terry and Gonad, from the Alone in the Dark Review, because that bit has actually affected my speech. Whenever I compare two things, one obviously good and one obviously bad, I refer to them as Terry and Gonad.

My favorite, however, is earlier in that same review: "Fuck those bereaved bastards who think I'm sort sort of sweary ninja-for-hire . . . "