Favorite Zero Punctuation Quotes
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I'm not sure which video he said this in, or even if he said it at all.It is just stuck in my mind that it is or would be something he would say
"As the man with a coin firing cannon once said, firing it into a crowd, you should never be afraid of change."
"As the man with a coin firing cannon once said, firing it into a crowd, you should never be afraid of change."
Mine isn't something he said, but rather a thought bubble that pops up during the Alan Wake review.
As Yahtzee is describing how you'll find bits of story that foretell events that are about to happen, a guy picks up a piece of paper that reads "And then Alan was savaged by the biggest and most sexually frustrated bear ever!" followed by a pic of a bear with a big censored bar jutting from his loins.
Just always loved the term "savaged" in place of the word "raped".
As Yahtzee is describing how you'll find bits of story that foretell events that are about to happen, a guy picks up a piece of paper that reads "And then Alan was savaged by the biggest and most sexually frustrated bear ever!" followed by a pic of a bear with a big censored bar jutting from his loins.
Just always loved the term "savaged" in place of the word "raped".
I blame this on you, yes you, ADRIAN!
Disclaimer: Probably your name isn't Adrian buth it was worth messing with all Adrians head.
Disclaimer: Probably your name isn't Adrian buth it was worth messing with all Adrians head.
Dead Space 2
This is the horror equivalent of a small child banging its head on a wall so you pay it attention. "HEY LOOK AT ME, ARE YOU SCARED YET?! WHAT IF ALL THE SKIN ROLLED OFF MY FACE, ARE YOU SCARED NOW?! AAAAAAHHH!! DOING THIS REALLY HURTS ACTUALLY!! AAAAAAHHH!! I CURRENTLY REPRESENT A THREAT IN AN EXTREMELY UNSPECIFIC WAY!! AAAAAAHHH!!"
This is the horror equivalent of a small child banging its head on a wall so you pay it attention. "HEY LOOK AT ME, ARE YOU SCARED YET?! WHAT IF ALL THE SKIN ROLLED OFF MY FACE, ARE YOU SCARED NOW?! AAAAAAHHH!! DOING THIS REALLY HURTS ACTUALLY!! AAAAAAHHH!! I CURRENTLY REPRESENT A THREAT IN AN EXTREMELY UNSPECIFIC WAY!! AAAAAAHHH!!"
"Demons over there....kill they ass" (Ninja Gaiden 2)
"At least in Golden Axe you play as the Amazon lady and navigate by her unfeasible boobies...this is like watching midget identical twins wrestling and trying to remember which one you put money on" (XBLA Double Bill)
"It's like having a big tasty meal in nice restaurant, but when you ask for the check, the chef comes over and farts in your face" (Call of Duty 4)
"At least in Golden Axe you play as the Amazon lady and navigate by her unfeasible boobies...this is like watching midget identical twins wrestling and trying to remember which one you put money on" (XBLA Double Bill)
"It's like having a big tasty meal in nice restaurant, but when you ask for the check, the chef comes over and farts in your face" (Call of Duty 4)
*ahem* a recent quote from skyward sword:
"As always the game starts with Link oversleeping. I have a theory that Link is like Sherlock Holmes and can only function as a human being if he's either on an adventure or enough cocaine to floor a sumo wrestler."
And another:
"But if the surface world is supposed to be so completely covered in clouds that you and your ivory tower friends aren't even sure it exists then why when you're exploring the surface world is it always a bright sunny day? I FOUND A PLOT HOLE! NURSE!"
"As always the game starts with Link oversleeping. I have a theory that Link is like Sherlock Holmes and can only function as a human being if he's either on an adventure or enough cocaine to floor a sumo wrestler."
And another:
"But if the surface world is supposed to be so completely covered in clouds that you and your ivory tower friends aren't even sure it exists then why when you're exploring the surface world is it always a bright sunny day? I FOUND A PLOT HOLE! NURSE!"
I'm paraphrasing but I loved
"If I was War and I just sliced a seven foot tall demon in half with one fell swoop, I wouldn't stand there brooding about it. I'd be like Holy Fucking Shit! Did anyone else see that!? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples here. I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN."
The last part of that line, coupled with his delivery of it is one of my favorite lines.
One of my favorite non-audio quotes is from DMC4 where the imp destroyed his train set and says "Train sets anger mighty godzilla."
"If I was War and I just sliced a seven foot tall demon in half with one fell swoop, I wouldn't stand there brooding about it. I'd be like Holy Fucking Shit! Did anyone else see that!? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples here. I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN."
The last part of that line, coupled with his delivery of it is one of my favorite lines.
One of my favorite non-audio quotes is from DMC4 where the imp destroyed his train set and says "Train sets anger mighty godzilla."