Favourite American Dad Quote(s)
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Haley : Mom stole my boyfreind
Stan : No, your boyfreind stole my wife, how about if we go out to get back at them...... wait.... daddy didnt think this through...
Stan : No, your boyfreind stole my wife, how about if we go out to get back at them...... wait.... daddy didnt think this through...
"Guns dont kill people, Guns defend people against people with smaller guns, look ill show you.. Go on gun, kill someone, dont be shy"
I also enjoy the toaster scene when he shoots it, as i have always wished to that to mine
I also enjoy the toaster scene when he shoots it, as i have always wished to that to mine
We should all have pantries like that, and why does noone ever use Paprika anymore? Cinnamon this and sugar thatJirlond said:
Stan: "Let's play 20 Questions! I'm thinking of a person."
Steve: "Is it Ronald Reagan?"
Stan: "Damn!"
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Buckle: "Don't be afraid of how I look! I'm gentle and kind!"
*Bear comes up from behind; Buckle snaps its neck*
"Aah! No, we were just playing!"
*Picks up bear and and with it*
"Lalala-lalalalala-la!"
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Hayley: "Roger, your lecture today was just a bunch of idealistic nonsense!"
Roger: "Oh really! You just earned yourself a week of detention."
Hayley: There's no detention in college."
Roger: Oh. Right. Well, then I'm taking away 50 points fro Gryffindor!"
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Stan: *Pulls out Pen-Gun*
"Pen-Gun. Mightier than the sword."
*Pulls out Sword-Gun*
"Sword-Gun. Mightier than the Pen-Gun."
Steve: "Is it Ronald Reagan?"
Stan: "Damn!"
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Buckle: "Don't be afraid of how I look! I'm gentle and kind!"
*Bear comes up from behind; Buckle snaps its neck*
"Aah! No, we were just playing!"
*Picks up bear and and with it*
"Lalala-lalalalala-la!"
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Hayley: "Roger, your lecture today was just a bunch of idealistic nonsense!"
Roger: "Oh really! You just earned yourself a week of detention."
Hayley: There's no detention in college."
Roger: Oh. Right. Well, then I'm taking away 50 points fro Gryffindor!"
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Stan: *Pulls out Pen-Gun*
"Pen-Gun. Mightier than the sword."
*Pulls out Sword-Gun*
"Sword-Gun. Mightier than the Pen-Gun."
Jack Smith: Son, breaking into a vault is like making love to a woman.
Stan Smith: Right, so we should pound on it for, like, two minutes?
Stan Smith: Right, so we should pound on it for, like, two minutes?
Stan: None for you owls!
OR
Stan: Surprise! I got us a second wife!
You know, to help with cooking and cleaning.
Her name's impossible to pronounce, so I just call her Thundercat.
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Stan: Surprise! I got us a second wife!
You know, to help with cooking and cleaning.
Her name's impossible to pronounce, so I just call her Thundercat.
"I hate summer camp, there's always something rolling around in your sleeping bag, like a spider, or a counselor!"
Sugar isn't a spice. Spices are seed, fruit, root, bark, leaf, or vegetative substances. Sugar is an edible crystalline substance (most often sucrose), and doesn't fall into the category.Pandalisk said:
As to why I took issue with that? I actually don't know. I'm bored I guess.
"I'm not a monster" Skull falls out of furnace, Stan kicks it back in
"I see one tear fat boy, and I'm doing it again." After smashing Barry's face into the windshield, due to the complacency of Stan and his friends.
"THIS IS ME SOBER!!!" Roger, on him being sober.
"I see one tear fat boy, and I'm doing it again." After smashing Barry's face into the windshield, due to the complacency of Stan and his friends.
"THIS IS ME SOBER!!!" Roger, on him being sober.
