Favourite catchphrases

[UberMore]

I know this has already been done before, as I myself have posted this thread once already a few months back, but people's tastes change etc

These don't have to be from films or TV, just phrases you use often in everyday life. They can be from books, songs, films, tv, billboards, anything.

My favourites at the momment, even if they are immature are:
"well, time to go duke one out, I'll be back in 20 mins"
"No [Insert name], not those one's, they like you" (CoD:WoW mission, Black Cats, my mate kept shooting the wrong boats n planes)
"halt! Hammerziet!!"
"That I may be/that might be correct/yes I am...but"
e.g. "your stupid" "that I may be, but you have massive eyebrows" (really poor example)

 

[Jenkins]

"Im here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and im all outa gum"
or

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!


snakes on a plane was so bad that the quotes are freaking gold.

 

[Tyler_Durden]

were you born a lazy sack of shit or did you have to work on it?

gunnery srgt. hartman

 

[3rd rung]

f**k you, f**ck you, your cool - Half baked
Dude theres a bevarage invovlved man - The Big Libawsky
To all my enimies I see you in hell, I wont be praying for so don't be praying for me - the Plank - The devil makes three

 

[Ultress]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!


snakes on a plane was so bad that the quotes are freaking gold.

That movie was Horrendously bad but that line is pure awesome.

 

[Smashking]

A few of my favourite phrases from everyday life.
"But I love you, so it makes it ok"
"From this point on, talking will give you a headache"
"Here's my phone, here's a phonebook, call someone who gives a shit"
"Yeah I could do that, but I could also run around naked, you don't see me doing it do you?"

 

[balinus]

My ultimate favorite is "Five by Five". Introduced to me by Faith from the Buffy series.

 

[This-is-Hip-Hop]

"By Odin's Scruffy Beard"- I think Anchorman came up with this, or something related to it. But I started using it as an icebreaker whenever I wanted an easy laugh.

"Ill take you to the Blood Bank!" A qoute from Seagal's Second movies, "Hard To Kill" Seagal is a gold mine for easy jokes. Cheesy action, plus cheesy lines? its the perfect fondu.

 

[sky14kemea]

"Im kicking names and taking ass"
hehe i use it all the time now

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

"We'll be dust in the wind one day so in the end what does it matter?"- My friend Samantha

Dammit!
I have more but can't remember.
Curse my memory!

 

[Irridium]

Mine is "Do you feel lucky? Do ya, punk?!"

And from Team America: World Police: "5 terrorists going southeast on bakalakadaka street!" "Suprise cockfags!"

actually, most lines in that movie are funny

 

[Adam Jenson]

Aw Crap
-Hellboy
Anung Un Rama

 

[ElephantGuts]

"Let's shoot bullets out of our guns."

 

[Shadow Law]

Yippi kay ya mother F@#$er! Come on, am I realy the first to name this one?

 

[Snowalker]

"What The Hell..." anytime something werid happens, gotta time it, but you'll get a smile evertime

 

[Grorgoloro]

"I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls!"

It is spoken by O'Malley in Red vs Blue

 

[9574121795741217]

"It's a great country, but it's a strange culture. This is a country where gun store owners are given a list of stolen credit cards, but not a list of criminals and maniacs! Where tobacco kills millions of people every year, so they ban artificial sweeteners! Because a rat died! And now they're thinking about banning toy guns . . . AND THEY'RE GOING TO KEEP THE FUCKING REAL ONES!"

A little long but I shout it everyday.

I forgot this one:
"When they say "right to life", they're talking about their right to decide which people should live or die."


Carlin is epic.

 

[bowserboy26578]

"Bitches be crazy" PhillyD
"I'm haveing a sale on bullets. 36 to the price... OF JUSTICE!" Hard Justice
"HYAH" Sarge Red vs Blue
"The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me" Kratos God of War
"You either die a hero, or you live
long enough to see yourself become the villan" Harvey Dent The Dark Knight
"How about a magic trick?" The Joker The Dark Knight
"No... I have no father" Kratos God of War 2

 

[Learchuz]

"Let's ask him something only a robot would know. What's 9x7?"
All - "63..."
"Oh God, it's spreading!"
-Caboose, RvB

 

[hxcfreak]

"The first thing i want you to do is take a big step back from the phone and LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE" -Less Grossman and anything else he said in tropic thunder