"Remember back when the platform was sliding into the fire and I was like 'Goodbye', and you were like, 'No Way!', and then I was all like 'we pretended we were going to murder you?' Yeah, that was great." - Glados, Portal
Favourite catchphrases
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"No one is to stone anybody until I blow this whistle"- Monty Python's Life of Brian
"...it's a stiff, bereft of life, it rests in peace..."- Monty Python Flying Circus Parrot Sketch
"...it's a stiff, bereft of life, it rests in peace..."- Monty Python Flying Circus Parrot Sketch
I got a bunch:
"What is this Mickey Mouse shit?!"--Full Metal Jacket
"I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!"--Super Troopers
"Achtung, baby!"--Terry Tate: Office Linebacker
"Your ass is grass, and I'm the weed whacker!"--Duke Nukem 3D
"Silence! I Keel You!"--Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Thats all I can think of at the moment
"What is this Mickey Mouse shit?!"--Full Metal Jacket
"I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!"--Super Troopers
"Achtung, baby!"--Terry Tate: Office Linebacker
"Your ass is grass, and I'm the weed whacker!"--Duke Nukem 3D
"Silence! I Keel You!"--Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Thats all I can think of at the moment
I will second this line. That line alone convinced me Detective Mcclain was a badass.Shadow Law said:
"Hail to the King Baby."
"Hey hey hey, Smoke weed everyday."
"I'm Rick James *****."
" Believe me If I started murdering people, There would be none of you left
And this one is song lyrics But I love it.
"I was drowning in a sea of Liqour, and I washed up on a beach made of cocaine, And the sky was made of LSD, And every tree was Marijuana, And the cops pulled me over, but they did not arrest me, Instead they sucked my D**k and it was so beautiful that god came down from heaven and said 'We will no longer spell the word god' Give me a D! Give me a R! give me a U! Give me a G! Give me a S! and what does that spell? DRUGS!"
and this made me Lol like crazy.
In season 8 of scrubs, I cant remember what episode but It's where ted gets a girlfriend and he goes to one of his friends that didn't believe he had one.
" IN YO FACE ! "
Well they're are my favorite qoutes.
"Hey hey hey, Smoke weed everyday."
"I'm Rick James *****."
" Believe me If I started murdering people, There would be none of you left
And this one is song lyrics But I love it.
"I was drowning in a sea of Liqour, and I washed up on a beach made of cocaine, And the sky was made of LSD, And every tree was Marijuana, And the cops pulled me over, but they did not arrest me, Instead they sucked my D**k and it was so beautiful that god came down from heaven and said 'We will no longer spell the word god' Give me a D! Give me a R! give me a U! Give me a G! Give me a S! and what does that spell? DRUGS!"
and this made me Lol like crazy.
In season 8 of scrubs, I cant remember what episode but It's where ted gets a girlfriend and he goes to one of his friends that didn't believe he had one.
" IN YO FACE ! "
Well they're are my favorite qoutes.
"Don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"
"- This was Divine Intervention! You know what "divine intervention" is?
- I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
- Yeah, man, that's what it means. That's exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the motherf***ing bullets."
"- This was Divine Intervention! You know what "divine intervention" is?
- I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
- Yeah, man, that's what it means. That's exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the motherf***ing bullets."
"I have come to chew bubblegum ad kick ass. And I'm all out of gum."
- Main character guy from They Live (in before Duke by 3 years)
"This is the life. Just me, myself and the ringing in my ear."
- My dad
"oMo"
- The worlds first text-smiley (cirka 1300 AD), taken from Dante's Inferno
"Don't make me hungry. You won't like me when I'm hungry."
- Contrary to popular belief, a friend of mine said this years before the newest Hulk movie came out.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It's a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure once in a while there's a peanut-butter cup or an English toffee, but they're gone to fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those all you've got left is a... is an empty box filled with useless brown-paper wrappers." - Cancerman (X-Files)
- Main character guy from They Live (in before Duke by 3 years)
"This is the life. Just me, myself and the ringing in my ear."
- My dad
"oMo"
- The worlds first text-smiley (cirka 1300 AD), taken from Dante's Inferno
"Don't make me hungry. You won't like me when I'm hungry."
- Contrary to popular belief, a friend of mine said this years before the newest Hulk movie came out.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It's a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure once in a while there's a peanut-butter cup or an English toffee, but they're gone to fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those all you've got left is a... is an empty box filled with useless brown-paper wrappers." - Cancerman (X-Files)
i see your quote with "feel the wrath of Canadian lumber fool!"Glerken said:Ahh you beat me to it. I raise you a "I wanna cast a spell"sky14kemea said:"Im kicking names and taking ass"
hehe i use it all the time now
another good one from JD101194 said:
"Stick and stones will break my bones!... but words will hurt forever"
XD
